Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Happy birthday, Chuck Norris

It's hard to believe, but Chuck Norris – the man famous for portraying "Walker, Texas Ranger" and inspiring a legion of fans – turns 70 today.

 

Norris' tough guy persona inspired the Internet phenomena "Chuck Norris facts" in 2005. Users describe incredible feats of strength that the martial arts star is capable of. The hilarious facts are still popular today – just check out #chucknorrisfacts on Twitter to see some of the latest.

 

Are you a Chuck Norris fan? We'd love to hear your best facts about the action hero in the comments below. And if you ever had the pleasure of meeting him, you can share your photos, videos and memories here.

244 Comments
March 10, 2010
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I could'a kicked his a** 25 years ago I can do it now.

March 10, 2010
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"In Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin.. only another fist"

 

 

March 10, 2010
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Happy Birthday, Chuck! You are a good and true man, a real American, and I applaud you. When Walker Texas Ranger was on tv, we always watched, it was a pleasure to see an upright and honest man fighting crime! Villains and bad guys got their just desserts, which is too rare in America today. I am sick of "girlymen" and whimps, you are a joy! Keep up the good work.

March 10, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck, God Bless You!

March 10, 2010
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He's a washed up broken down C rated actor.

March 10, 2010
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Actually, this is incorrect.

 

Chuck Norris would be 70 today but Time is afraid of him.

March 10, 2010
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gsr

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits!

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris didn't turn 70 today.  70 turned Chuck Norris

March 10, 2010
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Happy 70th Birthday to You, Chuck Norris !!

March 10, 2010
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"Chuck Norris counted to infinity.  Twice."

 

Happy birthday, Chuck, you are da man!  Long live Chuck!

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris didn't just laugh at death, he killed it.

Long live Chuck.

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

March 10, 2010
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A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why, he will simply stare at you, grimly.

 

Favorite line:  "It's not that you deserve to die, but you don't deserve to live,".

March 10, 2010
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Congrats Chuck. Health is both a gft and an effort. Acting is a gift that I'm afraid you don't have. That was pure luck.

March 10, 2010
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he can kick your butt and not loose his hair-piece!

March 10, 2010
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To Froggy22 & the other Palin followers what constitutes a "REAL AMERICAN"??? Being of Caucasian descent by chance. I put Chuck in the same category as you so borrowing from the Dukes of Hazzard theme "Just a good ol' boy never meaning no Harm"

March 10, 2010
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Happy Birthday Chuck!  You are an eternal inspiration to millions.  Thank you for being you.

March 10, 2010
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We really need more Stars like you in Hollywood Chuck. Not the drug addicted thrice divorce garbage we have now, that fly around the world, kissing the feet of horrible murderous dictators.

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris didn't even blow out his birthday candles. They simply looked at him, and promptly committed sepuku.

March 10, 2010
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Good One SenojM!  I was gonna say the same!  Chuck Norris Is A Savage!!!!

March 10, 2010
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I once bought my freind at work an autographed picture of Chuck or Christmas. It was a great gag gift!

 

FACT: Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

March 10, 2010
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The Grim Reaper came for Chuck Norris, but Chuck gave him a beat down and took his scythe away.

March 10, 2010
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ATLEaglesFan needs to lighten up.  What a moron.

March 10, 2010
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he first checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

March 10, 2010
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gsr

Chuck is the man! He's like Schwazeneger (or how ever you spell it) without the accent or the ego.

 

Awesome shape, great POV's, decent (relatively so) acting and an accomplished martial artist. There's no needles in this guy's arm. (Because needles would simply bend when pushed against his skin! LOL)

 

Happy birthday big guy and thanks for being the inspiration for those of us who went into TKD during your 'hay day' and enjoyed every minute of it!

March 10, 2010
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Everyday is a gift, a gift that Chuck Norris let me live another day.

March 10, 2010
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Never liked him, never will; especially in light of the right-wing christian-ey BS stuff.

March 10, 2010
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They had to rename a street in California that they originally named after Chuck Norris because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

March 10, 2010
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Amazing how being positioned right, and having a t.v. show that meshes well with government propaganda can turn a career around.

 

Happy 70th.

March 10, 2010
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Gee, I go to read a news website, and I end up in Barrens Chat.

 

Happy Birthday, Chuck.

March 10, 2010
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  Chuck Norris is part nuts and part crazy. He thinks he is God's gift to mankind

March 10, 2010
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not bad shape for 70 chuck. Happy Birthday.

March 10, 2010
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Today they also found a cure for cancer. The only problem is it's Chuck Norris tears and Chuck Norris doesn't cry

March 10, 2010
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I'd like to see them go back into production on "Walker Texas Ranger."

 

If they do, here are some title suggestions for the new series:

 

"Touched by a Ranger"    "Ranger with a Walker"

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris is a wacked-out bible thumper. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Skvo9u6eM

March 10, 2010
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Scientist have discovered that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

March 10, 2010
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he doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

March 10, 2010
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Both God and the devil are forever in the debt of Chuck Norris for continuing to provide them both with fresh new souls.

March 10, 2010
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of stating that sometimes corn just needs to lay the @#$%! down.

 

Happy Birthday Chuck.

March 10, 2010
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olwolf49 chuck norris would beat your a$$

happy bday

 

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad!!

 

March 10, 2010
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Lol...not wild about the man but I love the myth.

 

"Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' about"

 

"Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is"

 

Happy B-day!

March 10, 2010
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HAPPY B'DAY CHUCK-EE.  Can't believe you're 70 years old.  You look great!  Saw Christopher Plummer at Academy Awards and he's 80 and look great as well.  May you enjoy another 10 years of health and happiness and we can be sending you b'day greeting for your 80th bday as well. :)

March 10, 2010
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CHUCK NORRIS'S TEARS CAN CURE CANCER.......... TO BAD CHUK NEVER CRIES

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris CAN put Baby in the corner.

March 10, 2010
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Watching a white guy doing martial arts is like listening to white guys rapping ...

March 10, 2010
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The Flinstones take Chuck Norris Vitamins.

March 10, 2010
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I just clicked on this to see the comments.

March 10, 2010
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Happy Happy Birthday--I remember as if it were yesterday when I got your autograph when you were at Score's celebrating your bachelor party

March 10, 2010
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I had no idea Mr. Norris was over 60! Wow.

 

I suggest he become a spokesman for the AARP. Doing so would make for some great commercials, while instantly raising the morale of folks over 65 everywhere.

 

Way to go Chuck!

March 10, 2010
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Have any of you ever seen him kick? Most balance, fastest, hardest I have ever seen.... or heard. The air literally snaps around his toes. I guess that's why he was able to out kick B. L.  !

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can slam a revolving door.

March 10, 2010
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Jesus may walk on water...but Chuck Norris swims through land..

 

Happy Birthday!!!!

March 10, 2010
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Wow, unfriggingbelievable...would never guess he was 70. He is awesome in every way. Happy Birthday to a super great guy! My hero!

 

CHUCK NORRIS knows the LAST DIGIT of PI.

He was also the one who "let the dogs out"!

March 10, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck!! Love your movies  - No wires, no CGI - all Chuck!!

 

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself, he pushes the earth down.

His roundhouse kick is powerful enough to alter your DNA!

 

March 10, 2010
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He's 70? He looks like a pretty good 50 year old! And the only reason Bruce Lee beat him up in Way of the Dragon is that they paid up big time.

March 10, 2010
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Chuck's view on health care reform:  "I don't need it and you're already dead".

March 10, 2010
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His roundhouse kicks to the face rule! If you are lucky enough to have him miss your face, which is doubtful...the wind from it would blow out your pancreas and every other organ in your body!

March 10, 2010
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They originally wanted Chuck Norris to do the movie "The Terminator" but realized it would have been a documentary.

March 10, 2010
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chuck  may be 70  but his rug is only  10

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light....not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

March 10, 2010
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There is no life on Mars because Chuck Norris was already there.

March 10, 2010
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Would like for Chuck to get a hold of "CCC3" and "skin" and "talonin Tx" and do wonders on their raggedy, low rent, whiney, sissy, left wing, atheistic, unAmerican butts - tell us what you think!

March 10, 2010
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He can't act and his politics are deranged, but he's very good at fake fights.

March 10, 2010
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My favorite "Chuck-ism"...

 

Chuck Norris can make any woman reach climax by simply looking at her and saying, "Boo-Yah"!

 

Happy Birthday, Chuck, and many more!

March 10, 2010
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Oh yeah, let's hope Chuck gets a hold of "DCRED" and do a little "fake fight" on his raggedy, deranged, moronic, butt. No surprise that someone who has a low opinion of someone who loves America would have a handle like "DC RED". No doubt he is red (of course RED politics are not "deranged" ..... In fact, they are utterly deranged. Go Chuck

March 10, 2010
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Everytime I jump off someplace high, I yell "Chuuuuuck Norrrrriiiiissssssss."

March 10, 2010
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A "FORCE OF ONE"...YEAH!!!!!!

March 10, 2010
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What's the last thing going through the mind of people getting killed by Chuck Norris?

His foot.

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris?

 

What happened to him? He is a nut case. His religious views and politics are ignorant, bizarre, and nutty. No doubt kicked in the head one too many times.

March 10, 2010
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Yeah, he's cool..

But I would love to see some 'real aging' in Hollywood.. All that there are now are these caricatures, a small semblance of the one that used to be.

March 10, 2010
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Probably the best known fake fighter in the world.  Yeah maybe in the first ten years of his martial arts career he might have had a couple of kicks in him, but that ship had sailed a very long time ago.  But what was the world to do?  Bruce Lee, the guy that could actually do martial arts, choreograph fight scenes, and actually had a screen persona that was somewhat actually based on himself had died at an early age.  And so we were left with the diet Bruce Lee aka Pat Boone -- acceptable version of Bruce --blonde and blue eyed, the perfect Aryan combination in boots and bluejeans.  Because we all know that America prefers its heroes looking like they should be wearing an SS uniform, and certainly not someone that looks and speaks different and comes from a culture that isn't Mom and Pop ,apple pie, and a Chevy in the garage.  All this crap that people say that Chuck can do?  He can't do any of it.  He's just the guy that jumped on the new popular fad called martial arts and lucked into a job teaching celebrities and wealthy people in California how to break boards with their hands (after the boards had already been partially sawed through.)  And those celebrities fully understood that what martial arts needed was an Elvis Presley.  Elvis was a good looking white boy that had a voice that sounded like it was coming out of a black soul singer, perfect for public consumption.  Chuck was perfect, a very white non-Asian that could almost pull off some of those cool Asian martial arts tricks.  Then all that was left was for him to take a couple of acting classes, and a legend was born.  Sometimes the people that other American's pick to be their heroes is about as embarrassing as it gets. 

March 10, 2010
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JohnZee--I'll bet you couldn't take him...even now at 70...LOL!!!!!

March 10, 2010
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Very funny laugh it up.  But you know I'd find it a bit refreshing to only have to fight one guy by himself.  Haven't seen anyone brave enough to do that in a VERY LONG time.

March 10, 2010
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B56

Aliens Vs Predators vs Chuck

March 10, 2010
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LOL  AVPVCN!!!

 

JohnZee - Do you eat paint chips?

March 10, 2010
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JohnZee,

    The rest of us Americans are so grateful to insightful brilliant people like you for straightening us out on how we think and why we do what we do. Aside from thanking you from that wonderous write up that delivered me from misconceptions and illusions that we have all had about Chuck I would like to say that I would love to see Chuck do a tonsillectomy on you with his toenails via your butt. One last thing, are you really sure that Chuck cannot do all the things that everyone is saying he can do? How did you figure that out? your powers of perception and deduction are just amazing! I'd be willing to bet, though, that he could just think it and have you pooping in your dipe.

March 10, 2010
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Not really just been a long time since anyone has been foolish enough to fight me completely by themselves.  I'd personally would have rather lived a life where I never had to fight, but things didn't work out that way.  But I could certainly take a 70 year old.

March 10, 2010
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Not THIS 70 year old...I GUARANTEE IT!!!!

March 10, 2010
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Moogey I don't think that what I said delivered you from anything, and certainly not my intention.  If you are fine with believing things that are not true that that is the option that you have decided to take down the road of life.  I was expressing my opinion, no amount of straightening will ever manage to pull your head out of the rectum that you have inserted it into.  And you can use your imagination to have Chuck Norris do all sort of things, whatever gets you to the point where you are having that all important happy ending. 

March 10, 2010
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The few comments that criticize/question this man's skill as a martial artist are amusing.  Especially regarding his being white.

 

Fact: Chuck retired with a 183-10-2 professional, FULL-CONTACT record.

 

Fact: In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional Middle-Weight Karate championships by defeating the World's top fighters. He held that title until 1974.

 

What have you done lately?

 

P.S. NOBODY puts Baby in the corner - not even Chuck. 

March 10, 2010
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Yeah of course JW2000.  The only possible way I could take on any 70 year old man would be if I managed to kick his cane away from him, or got him to go too long without his insulin.

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups...he pushes the world down!

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. ; P

 

Happy Birthday!

March 10, 2010
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Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

March 10, 2010
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Hey JohnZee,

Sounds like you think Chuck was a faker.  These are FACTS:

 

In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

 

In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.

 

Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.

 

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

 

Besides, Bruce weighed 135lbs soaking wet.  One kick from a world champion middleweight and Bruce is toast. It's physics. Sure, it appears Bruce was good, but not really proven on the world stage. Please tell me what world championships Bruce held besides all the folklore of legendary street fights?  What world champion did Bruce defeat?  Chuck had the title for 6 years and retired UNDEFEATED.  That's the real deal, no folklore.

March 10, 2010
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I am pretty sure I said that he had about ten years where he could actually somewhat fight.  And personally I have only seen footage of one of his fights, and he wasn't all that.  I think I would have to look at the men he fought, and take each on a case by case scenario before I was making broad statements like they were the World's greatest fighters.  Some fighting organizations go through periods where they are certainly rigged.  Take UFC, back when it first started it didn't look like those fights were rigged, but now it is almost as obvious that it is as fake as professional wrestling.  To me Chuck's fighting career as a Professional Middle Weight Karate fighter was just something he did in an effort to make him more credible as a martial artist, and never put any stock into it.  Sort of like Paul Newman and his race car driving, more humored then respected by the actual drivers.  Wow 183-10-2 record, that's pretty impressive.  Have you taken a look at Mickey Rourke and what a few years of amateur boxing did to his face?  Makes you wonder how Chuck could keep his face so pretty.

March 10, 2010
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I have studied the Chinese martial arts for 33 years in Texas, New York, and Hong Kong. I have met Chuck Norris, Bill Wallace, Walt Mason, Joe Lewis, and some famous Chinese masters and actors as well. Although currently Chuck Norris may not be what he once was, in his prime in the 1960s, 70s, and 80s he was the real deal and in fact could do all he portrayed. And as far as the "fake" martial arts JohnZee speaks about, Mr. Norris fought all but full contact in the 1960s without much padding (hand and foot pads were not employed much until late 60s to early 70s) and fought Joe Lewis, Mike Stone, John Natividad, etc as well as being a student and friend of Bruce Lee the last years of his life. JZ, you might well be able to beat a 70 year old at the present time, but everyone I have ever known, including my teachers, who could truly as you say kick some butt, were humble and good people who did not have to prove anything. What is it about your past or psyche that makes you want all of us to know you have this ability? Have you actually seen Norris in person give a seminar, perform his stuff for real not in a movie, participated in real demos,etc?

March 10, 2010
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Hi Chuck... you look great for 70. And I am not that far behind you.  Have a great birthday!

 

Joe, from "Good Guys Wear Black" and "Silent Rage" days.  Give me a holler on facebook sometime.

March 10, 2010
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Chuck is the best! I lived next to chuck for a few years (Lemon Hts. Orange Co, CA) - Chuck owned a home & a small lake there. Probally one of the coolest guys I've ever met-no BS & no ego & loved to party and have a good time><

March 10, 2010
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Fatcheck66

 

I think I have already answered the majority of your comment.  But you know you can be awarded all the black belts in the world it doesn't mean hardly anything at all besides maybe that you paid your martial arts teacher on time every month.

 

The majority of the crap you listed were awards and citations for being such a good guy and have very little to do with fighting ability.  Only his time as a Middle Weight karate fighter has any bearing, and that as I have already said is highly suspect.

March 10, 2010
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JohnZee, with respect, given your comments, what are your fighting qualifications, background, history? Now, I will concede that someone who learned special forces, Seal, Krav Maga in the Israeli Armed Forces, etc, would have a superior predilection to more deadly abilities. Bruce Lee is not even recognized as a high ranking master in the Chinese martial arts circle, and I have seen personally, including one of my masters, who would give him a significant tussle. Will you say he was a fake because he did not complete his wing chun training under Yip Man, learned his weapon skills by and large from his student Danny Innasanto, and learned his closing skills by practicing with fencing. In addition, on the set of Enter the Dragon, where he was consistently challenged, the one person he could not beat in a challenge match was Grandmaster Shih Ken, who played Mr. Han. I had the honor of seeing him do a demo at a Chinese New Year Demo in NYC in the early to mid 80s, and he was incredible, and he was in his 60s then and recently died at the age of 96. At the end of the day, the martial arts is not about who can whip whom. Rather than denigrating someone else, why not profess your own abilities in a humble manner, and let us know your history and your capabilities in an honorable way, with humility?

March 10, 2010
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By the way, in one of those weird karma relationships, Bruce Lee would have also been 70 this year! So, Happy Birthday to both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, real or not, lol, who both changed the way the public perceives the martial arts and the way the masters teach it today. God bless both of you! With honor.

March 10, 2010
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JohnZee - Thank you, Seriously! I'm really enjoying these postings, I hope Google indexes your stupidities so the world can see that JohnZee is certainly: NO CHUCK NORRIS!!!

: )

Happy Birthday Chuck!!
March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris was not born into this world 70 years ago.  70 years ago the world was born to Chuck Norris!

March 10, 2010
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Ninebird

 

No as I have said before I have only seen footage of one of his fights, but it certainly wasn't an impressive performance.  And there can be little doubt that he did know something about martial arts, but certainly no where near the legend that has been build up around him.  And I could care less what other people think of me, my comment was in direct response to someone that was insulting me by implying that a 70 year old man could easily kick my ass, which is not true.  And so I returned venom with venom.  As I said before, if it was my choice I would have never fought a single time.  But then again my perception can only be based on things that I have seen and experienced with my own eyes.  You have actually met and talked with not only Chuck Norris, but other fighters as well, so I would be a fool to say that I knew better about these men that I have never met then you who have shaken their hands and listened to their actual words in conversation.  My opinion can only be based on the things that I have experienced.  And perhaps if I lived in a world where I could actually meet Chuck Norris I wouldn't have the possible misconception that he's a schmuck.

March 10, 2010
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The United States never found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris has never been to Iraq.

March 10, 2010
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JohnZee, perhaps Chuck was pretty because he was good.  How many marks did you see on Mohammad Ali's face after he retired?  So you're saying the 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition (1st Western man ever) was a ruse?

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, Age is afraid of him.

March 10, 2010
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The tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper...but it didn't take crap from anyone.

March 10, 2010
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

March 10, 2010
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Happy birthday, Chuck! You Rock!

March 10, 2010
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Happy Birthday Mr. Norris. Steven Seagal was never 6 time champion.

March 10, 2010
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To all the haters bringing race into this, shame on you.  He is a great athlete and a kind man no matter how cheesy he may be.  For those saying that he is only popular because he is white, maybe.   But maybe the fact that almost 80% of America is white has something to do with it.  It is simple marketing.  People want a hero that looks like them and for 80% of the market, Chuck Norris is it.  A good way to look at this is to use a fairly standard measure.  Whether you like or dislike him, Jesus is one of the most recognized figures on earth.  In different countries though, he is portrayed differently.  Despite what he probably looked like, we Americans mostly see a white Jesus, in Japan he is asian, in Kenya he is black.  People like what is familiar.  All this in addition to the fact that he was the dominating force in his sport for years.

ps- JohnZee: if you get a skype message from Chuck do not respond, he will punch you in the face through the webcam.

March 10, 2010
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Happy birthday to Mr. Norris.

I was amused as I read through the comments.

Liberals are funny...not too smart but funny.

Not one person on here who could carry his brief case.

Libs will seek any forum to publish their garbage and verbal attacks...especially on a person who has moral character.  Well, I gues the libs do have those they can look to for moral decency...such as...Slick Willie, Hellary, Frank, et al.

Go get em Chuck.  Time for another series!

March 10, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck. But remember Bruce Lee could always whoop you. As for uscg vet. Coast Guard Vet? What were all of the positions of lifeguard already taken?

March 10, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck! 

March 10, 2010
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Oh and people Walker: Texas Ranger was a TELEVISION show. It was make believe. Why not tell him how sad you felt when Bruce Lee whooped up on him in Way of the Dragon.

March 10, 2010
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Who is Chuck Norris and why do we care?

March 10, 2010
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The reason kryptonite is deadly to superman, is because it contains traces of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face.

 

- A

March 10, 2010
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Bruce Lee was a Real American. A Real Hong Kong Street Fighter. The fastest fighter ever to walk the planet.

In 1962 Lee knocked out Uechi,a Japanese black belt, in 11 seconds in a 1962 Full-Contact match in Seattle. It was refereed by Jesse Glover. The incident took place in Seattle at a YMCA handball court. Taki Kamura says the battle lasted 10 seconds. Ed Hart states "The karate man arrived in his gi (uniform), complete with black belt, while Bruce showed up in his street clothes and simply took off his shoes. The fight lasted exactly 11 seconds--and Bruce had hit the guy something like 15 times and kicked him once. I thought he'd killed him." The fight ended by Bruce knocking Uechi the length of the gymnasium.  Sorry Chuck, but you wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes with Bruce Lee, Master of Wing Chun Kung Foo.

 

 

March 10, 2010
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Bruce Lee was a real life Hong Kong Street Fighter and a Real American. Chuck would not have lasted 15 seconds in the ring in a full contact match, which would have been longer than most fighters did.  I don't believe Chuck ever was a Street Fighter or was ever in a match where his life was on the line for real like the street fights Bruce got into in Hong Kong. 

March 10, 2010
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Chuck is the man!  70, he looks great.  How old is his wig?  It doesn't look as good....

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris is amazing!!!!!! Happy Birhtday!!! :)

March 10, 2010
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Chuck's evil alter ego was a bad a  _ _  voodoo doll who also kicked butt (Chuckie). Happy Birthday Mr. Norris & many more.

March 10, 2010
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1940 was a good year for Martial Arts :-) (Chuck & Bruce)

March 10, 2010
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Chuck believes in creationism, and the dinosaurs are afraid to tell him differently.

March 10, 2010
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chuck norris is so scary he can make a paraplegic run for his life

March 10, 2010
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1942 was a great year for guitarist (one in mind - do I need to mention a name -- BTW Jimi & Bruce had the same birthday two years apart) To bad Chuck wasn't born on November 27th (The universe would be closer to perfection, Hahaha). Happy B-day Chuck (have a sammy on me).....

March 10, 2010
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Zero respect for a man who shows up on Christian scam shows, with all those con-artists.

March 10, 2010
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You know how nothing can scratch a diamond?  Nothing except Chuck Norris' beard.

March 10, 2010
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Remember...a bullet can kill your body, but a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris will destroy your soul.  Happy Birthday!

March 10, 2010
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I heard outter space exists because it was afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

March 10, 2010
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The only reason Chuck Norris allows Jackie Chan to live is because he really loves Chris Tucker movies.

March 10, 2010
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"Chuck Norris laughes at Death"?

 

Funny, I thought he said that Death has a sissy and his momma dressed him funny too.

March 10, 2010
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TOO BAD ! i WAS HOPING FOR A OBIT ON HIM!

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris once visited "The Virgin Islands". They are now simply called "The Islands".

 

Happy Birthday Chuck!

March 10, 2010
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I may not agree with his politics at all, but I have tremendous respect for him as a martial artist.  A very honorable and humble man who deserves his cudos.

 

Ninebird- I agree with everything you said to JZ. 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK! May they be followed by many more...

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris can weld titanium with his urine

March 10, 2010
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why doesnt chuck norris use condoms, because there can be no protection from chuck norris

March 10, 2010
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Bin Laden isnt hiding from the U.S.  He merely found out that Chuck Norris cant be found HE FINDS YOU!!!!!

March 10, 2010
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Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

March 10, 2010
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People can talk whatever smack they want about Chuck Norris but he is as someone already said a true man.  He is a good soul who cares about people and is a great role model for many. He did the morally correct thing by making shows and movies that were clean cut for any member of the family. Regardless of your political and/or religious views, Chuck Norris is an amazing person well respected by millions of all walks of life.  Thank you Chuck for all you have given and for all that you do because it is appreciated. This world is lucky to have somone like you and this country is even luckier to be able to claim you as a model American.

March 10, 2010
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Happy birthday Chuck - for many years you inspired me to train in Martial Arts, you are a true role model for any sportsman. Keep it up.

 

 

March 10, 2010

God he looks great!

March 10, 2010
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Chuck who?

March 10, 2010
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Well, at least oldwolf49 is still kicking! Chuck Norris, though, is one fine man!!

March 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a birthday. He was born a man.

March 10, 2010
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From the holy scripture 1st Chuck 1:1

And God said "Let there be light." And Chuck said, "Say please."

 

March 10, 2010
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Yet another wingnut Republican. Who cares?

March 10, 2010
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Hey Pootypootus, The MOVIE Way of the Dragon is just that, a MOVIE!!!  Its kind of like a tv show only longer!! It had script and a director and everything else a tv show has including a pre-written, pre-determined ending. Your an idiot.

March 10, 2010
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Lone Wolf McQuade. When I got my very first VCR and was able to buy a movie that I could watch over and over, that is what I bought; Lone Wolf McQuade. Bless you Chuck. Happy 70th. You will be kicking a$$ right up until the day you die, that is IF you die.

March 11, 2010
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I say we turn him loose on Congress if they pass that steaming pile of crap called Health Care.

March 11, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris,

Praise the Lord you're stay healthy and strongest,

keep up with your healthy.

         

March 11, 2010
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The Great Red Spot on Jupiter is not really a storm.  It's where Chuck Norris keeps his victims.

March 11, 2010
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I stood next to him once in the Airport Hilton bar in Norfolk, Va. (he is a short s@@t).  He made the resturant manager remove one of the old Vets because he took his picture in the bar (I believe he was just drinking coke).  I lost respect for him after that.  He may not have known the guy was a WWII Vet but I didn't like how he pushed his weight around.

March 11, 2010
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Chuck who?  Oh, the guy in the infomercial with that chick Christie Brinkley.

March 11, 2010
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The SOB is a real all wrapped up in the flag, farting patriotism type conservative republican, hypocrite Sunday Christian type.Just another two bit actor. All he could do is just act.

March 11, 2010
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Are U kidding me? What keeps this man young is his mind. I am not a "chuck fan". But you have to give him credit. How many "actors" (he is not) keep people like me and you engaged? It's his understanding of his role (that was masterminded back in the 80's. The Reagan era.  Yea, he can kick my ass. So what. What is important to learn and take from this CNN story is he still garnishes speak. How many of us at 70 can do that? Your movies are mundane, but you are smart. Right on dude. And yes... does the animal Baboon mean anything to you?

March 11, 2010
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Happy b-day Chuck!

 

1) Ditto the barrens chat comment . . . OI!

2) Re: Chuck v Bruce. Who cares?!? Both are great and both used different styles. It only matters to the mentally weak.

3) There are no tornados, Chuck Norris hates trailer parks.

March 11, 2010
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Svscnn, Factcheck999,

 

check this fact!

 

Fact: What Chuck has actually said (as did Mike Stone, Joe Lewis and Bob Wall) was that 'pound-for-pound' no-one could beat Bruce, he was too fast, unpredictable and powerful.

 

doesnt matter what his record was professionally it matters that he even said he couldnt take bruce lee. but he was a phenomenal martial artist horrible actor and hs bible thumping bullshit can go the fuck away. i ONLY respect him as a martial artist... and when chuck norris has sex he is always on top because chuck norris never fucks up!

March 11, 2010
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He "laughs at death"?  Who wrote this, a teenager?

 

At 70 he will likely have 15 to 20 years before he has to think about death.

March 11, 2010
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when chuck norris gets pulled over, he lets the police off with a warning

March 11, 2010
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Chuck is not the man, Bruce Lee killed him in "Return of the Dragon", so, sleep with one eye open Chuck, with one eye open.....

 

Happy B-day

March 11, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck!!!

March 11, 2010
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When will his beard finally fill in?   Is he still giving free mustache rides?

March 11, 2010
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Like any of this is really important!?!?

March 11, 2010
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There is no such thing as a tornado.  Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

March 11, 2010
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Froggy22-You spent your free time watching "Walker, Texas Ranger"-like a good couch potato, and you say you're sick of "Girlymen and whimps"? Then why didn't you get a job working steel and concrete in the hot sun of the tropics for 15 years, or go to night school and study 'till 3 am to become a CAD drafter while you fed your family on $20,000 a year, or become a 200 lb. powerlifter at the age of 16 to overcome life in a poor, blue-collar neighborhood? I swear, some of you gringos are so media-hypnotized and full of it. 

March 11, 2010
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LOL! Nice, steveh2o.... Happy Birthday, Chuck!

March 11, 2010
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Happy Birthday Mr.Norris..."Remember Death smiles at us all Chuck Norris..smiles back"

March 11, 2010
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JOMO..many of us Gringo's did do the school till 3am and work 20,000 a year jobs to feed our family's..the idea you seem to think only Latino's had to work for what they have is pathetic.  

March 11, 2010
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Happy birtday Chuck.  Being a positive influence on kids for many years, including this old guy, you have accomplished more than most men ever will.  May your future be brighter and more prosperous than ever.

March 11, 2010
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No you can't, shut up.  :(

March 11, 2010
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Happy Birthday Mr. Norris.....and many more!!!!!!!

March 11, 2010
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Lund left Laszlo, and forgot all about Blaine, for Norris

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris.  They just don't build em like they used to. He is the Brett Favre of action movies, and a hero to many. Happy 50 Chuck. 

March 11, 2010
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Happy Birthday Mr. Norris and God Bless you and your Family.

March 11, 2010
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March 11, 2010
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only bruce lee knew his real age when he beat him

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25. Jesus didnt have the balls to tell Chuck Norris it wasnt his birthday, we now celebrate Christmas on December 25

March 11, 2010
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People! STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AIDE!!! HE IS AN HOLLYWOOD ACTOR. His chareacter is NOT Chuck Norris. Reality check....hello? Anyone home? I can think of 4 guys that could easily beat up Chuck Norris...his Hollywood charachters..not so much...

March 11, 2010
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To everyone that says he was a good fake fighter and had no real talent. Here's his martial arts record, on top of being the middle weight Karate champion for 6 consecutive years. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183-10-2. Hardly pedestrain as some of you claim. I wish I could have seen him fight in hs prime.

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris is all 99 of Jay-Z's problems.

March 11, 2010
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Before it met Chuck Norris, the Periodic Table of Elements was the Perpetual Table of Elements.

March 11, 2010
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My mother is Chuck Norris's biggest fan and she is 85 years old. She watches Texas Ranger on cable and dvd like a religion, over and over again. Mr. Norris, if you're reading this, my mother will greatly appreciate a "Hello, Patricia" from you. She is nuts about you.

March 11, 2010
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Not Barrens Chat... Goldshire damnit!

Happy Birthday, Chuck.

 

People are allowed to believe what they want to, say what they want to and within reason, do what they want to. If he is not hurting someone else (minus the ass whoopins) why not just leave him alone?  Anyone slamming you for what you do or believe?

March 11, 2010
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I've met Chuck Norris and I can tell you from personal experience that he is a humble person who worked very hard for, and feels truly blessed for all of his successes in life.  He is also someone who also gives back to society.  His attitude is a refreshing change from other so-called role models who are arrogant and dismissive of the public at large, especially those who hold the traditional values of this nation are people of faith.  All of you haters out there could learn a lesson about about hard work, success and humility from Chuck Norris.

March 11, 2010
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Bruce lee still owned him, but its incredible that he looks the age of a 40 year old

March 11, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck!!  You're a testament to how 70 can be!

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

 

Happy Birthday Chuck!

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris had sex before his father.

March 11, 2010
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When Chuck Norris was born, Einstein changed his formula.

 

Chuck Norris = MC Squared

March 11, 2010
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1. Chuck Norris once boned the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles.

 

2. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a joker, a Get Out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 card from the game UNO.

 

Happy Birthday Chuck!! You rock!!

March 11, 2010
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It's hard to believe, but Chuck Norris – the man famous for portraying "Walker, Texas Ranger" and inspiring a legion of fans – turns 70 today...

 

That's 1 billion in human years.

 

 

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has jumped the shark and lived...

March 11, 2010
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In 1972-73 I studied largely under Chuck's brother Aaron at their Sherman Oaks, California dojo.  Steve McQueen used to come in for private lessons with Chuck, and I suspect it was he who helped to convince Chuck to try film & TV work. 

 

I did one demo with Chuck, who was not muscular but insofar as I could determine had not an ounce of body fat on him.  Observing his moves was like watching a finely-tuned watch, and hitting him was like punching a cast iron stove.  I cannot get into any of his TV or film work because he was such a nice, soft-spoken guy I could never envision him beating anybody up...even bad guys.

 

And Chuck, you still owe me a 1st-Red certificate....

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them.

  

  

    JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

 

Nobody cares if you don't like Chuck Norris Jokes, or if you don't like Chuck Norris because...Happy Birthday Chuck

 

March 11, 2010
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ATLEaglesFan, you are the problem with America. Chuck Norris is the cure!!

March 11, 2010
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Ha, some of the comments are great.  Just to comment on the JohnZee statement, you don't know what your talking about buddy.  Chuck Norris was the 7-time world martial arts champion, he's the real deal and everyone in the martial arts world knows it, including Bruce Lee.  They used to spar years ago, and there are interviews with both of them that show tons of respect between each other.  I've trained in martial arts for over 20 years, specifically Judo, and can tell you that to call Chuck a fake fighter is one of the most ignorant statements I've ever heard.  I hate it when people try to start controversy over something they know nothing about.  Same goes for what Ddogsdad has said, not true.  Get over yourselves.

March 11, 2010
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@Stonebald

 

There's no "I Survived Goldshire Chat" T-shirt is there?

Thats what I thought.

 

Chuck Norris Forever!1!

March 11, 2010
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Got totally turned off on him when I read he was a 'born again Christian'.  Used to think he might actually have a brain.  Oh well. My mistake!

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris sued MySpace because that's the name he uses for everything around him.

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can walk into a McDonalds restaurant, order a Whopper, and get it!

March 11, 2010
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Last weekend I had the pleasure of seeing Chuck Norris out at his ranch near Navasota Texas.  He looks great for 70 years old.  I was driving for one of his guests and his family, Mr. Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO for FOX News.  (also wonderful folks, I must add)  I wish you a very happy birthday Chuck Norris and may God Bless you with many, many more.

March 11, 2010
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chuck is not stepping on his feet,he'll step to the next. happy birthday.

March 11, 2010
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haha CN what a mental midget. what a blow hard mindless republican. what a loser. HAHHA. what a worthless C movie actor. HAHA. get a life and a brain.

March 11, 2010
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In 2007 we had an AFS student, Alessia from Italy, stay with us for the year. Her first purchase at our mall was a Chuck Norris t-shirt with all the CN-isms on it. She is still wearing that t-shirt in photos she sends us from back home in Italy. His Chuck Norrisness in international!!!

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on... cause the Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!

 

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up.... he pushes the world down!

March 11, 2010
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WOW. Chuck Norris outlives Bruce Lee by 37 years. So who's the survivor?

March 11, 2010
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a man's man! chuck, can you move to portland, oregon? all we have here are girly-men!

this girl loves you!

March 11, 2010
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it is not butter!

 

Happy birthday Chuck!

March 11, 2010
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Only 70?  Lose the dye, you look ridiculous.  Plus, it is seeping into your brain.

March 12, 2010
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March 12, 2010
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Gives new meaning to 'Walker' Texas Ranger.

March 12, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck.  I've always enjoyed your shows!

March 12, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck.  You surely are "The Man".

March 12, 2010
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Remember: If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you win. Forever. Happy Birthday Chyck! You da man!

March 12, 2010
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Wow. Nice Typing. Happy Birthday Chuck!

March 12, 2010
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you don't decide to read an ireport about chuck's birthday, Chuck allows you to read an ireport abou this birthday.

March 12, 2010
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Happy birthday Chuck.  70????  Wow!!! Never would have guessed!!!

 

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

 

March 12, 2010
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Birth Days were created the day Chuck Norris was born.

March 12, 2010
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Chuck Norris is suing face book bcz the letter are very close to Chuck Norris fact book

March 12, 2010
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Chuck Norris CAN roller skate in a buffalo herd.

March 12, 2010
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Yo! Happy 70th!

 

You are a decent guy but I'd not consider your acting skills anywhere in the upper echelon!  Neither do I respect your political acumen! :(

 

But who cares whether I touch myself or not... Happy 70th!

 

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March 12, 2010
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Chuck's parents had a surprise birthday party for him once, once.

March 13, 2010
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Bruce Lee kicked his butt in Return of the Dragon!

March 13, 2010
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One more thing that people may or may not know. Especially for the Low IQ'd haters posting...He was actually in the U.S. Air Force. What have you done for your country?(Directed at smartas$$ comment makers) I'm proud to have him as a fellow veteran.

March 13, 2010
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Chuck dosen't just teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them. A true bada$$ Happy birthday sir.

March 13, 2010
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Is THAT what a Sh!t-eating grin looks like?

March 13, 2010
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Chuck, are you for hire through public donation to go to Florida and beat the fuck out of Caylee Anthony's worthless-sack-of-womb 'mother'?  If you are, I will have as many fundraisers as possible to have that bitch meet the demise she delivered to that amazing baby.  Think about it. 

March 13, 2010
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There is no such thing as global warming.  Chuck Norris was cold so he pulled the sun closer.

 

Chuck Norris does not do a pushup.  Chuck Norris pushes the earth down.

 

 

March 13, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

 

The future first President of Texas

March 13, 2010
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Happy Birthday, Chuck.

 

Chuck Norris can tug on Superman's cape, spit in the wind, pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and mess around with Slim.

March 14, 2010
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Chuck Norris laughs at Death! Haw haw haw haw!

March 14, 2010
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What a loser this guy is. he still tries to pass himself off as some kind of Macho man.He was a terrible actor with fight scenes that were choreographed to accomodate his short comings as an actor.I'm sick and tired of his ilk trying to portray themselves as the one man army.His skill as a salesman for exercise equipment isn't very convincing either. looking at some of these posters, he sure has a few boyfriends.

March 14, 2010
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Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related illnesses.

March 14, 2010
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

March 14, 2010
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Chuck is a Great Man i still rember when he got his butt kicked by bruce lee on wide world of sports but still take in his acomplishments hes a great man keeping kids out of drugs and turning em on to martial arts his folms brought alof of attention to american pows in vietnam an i think that sent wheels spinnign and trying to recover and regan got 6 more back along with alot of body bags

March 14, 2010
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Dont take away from Chuck he is a Great Man but bruce was so much better trained

March 15, 2010
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when driving, chuck norris doesn't start his truck... He simply sits on it and the road underneath runs to wherever he wants to go.....

March 15, 2010
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Happy birthday Chuck Norris, and many more to come may God bless you always.

March 15, 2010
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Chuck Norris was a master of the martial arts before most of you posting were even born. He made it not only socially acceptable, but cool for white people to study martial arts. And he is a good human being, has programs that help a lot of people but he doesn't brag about his works. Also a devout Christian. America needs more Chucks. Happy Birthday!

March 16, 2010
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Hey Chuck, Bill Adams from East Liverpool, Ohio says Hello.  He was my instructor's instructor in Tae Kwon Do.

 

Happy Birthday SENSEI

March 16, 2010
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Johnzee, why do you want to rag on Chuch? What has he ever done to you personaly to make you feel this way?  You sound like the little guy at the Bar feeding the big ugly guy at the bar beer.  Your tearing down someone relentlessly to the point they just want to take you out.  But there is the big drunk ugly guy (your keyboard)you been feeding beer, so they just let it go, or ignore you.  Or maybe you have mommy issues, just come out of her basement and give her a big hug all will be O.K.

March 16, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck!

March 16, 2010
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Happy Birthday Chuck! Your a great man!

March 16, 2010
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FWIW this is just a personal anecdote: 

 

My friend's dad (  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bowles ) knew and trained extensively with both CN and Bruce Lee in the late 60's/early 70's (yes...I've seen the pictures in the family scrapbook) and said that Norris, pound for pound in his heyday, hit harder than anyone he ever saw or met.  (This is a guy who lived and trained in the jungles of SE Asia for several years...no kidding.) 

 

He said that seasoned "real" fighters would flinch just watching him warm up, as they knew the intense punishment they were gonna take fighting him.  Basically said that going at it in the ring was pretty much guaranteed bruised/cracked ribs and an absolutely brutal beating.

 

Love him or hate him, he's a true American icon.

 

Happy b-day!

March 16, 2010
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When Chuck goes in a few years I hope and I believe he will want this also a rematch with Bruce Lee. Happy Birthday Chuck

March 16, 2010
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70 ? gosh i didnt know that, i love Walker Texas Ranger

March 10, 2011
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Happy Birthday, Chuck, from the Ukrainian Institute of New Virology.

April 9, 2011
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happy b. day you are so good person God willing what you want it will be okey 

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July 20, 2011
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Happy Birthday

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