- Posted August 5, 2013 by
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The gender reveal party
My ducks picked up by the police...No, Really.
This is not a joke.
I bought the two adult males from an animal auction.
The Young female I bought at the local feed store.
My ducks were renegades..
They just wouldn't stay in my pond...(At home)
So they went under the fence, I filled the holes,,,So then they went over the fence.....
My immediate next door neighbors were fine..
Then my duckies expanded their territory.....To the next door to next door neighbor..
Mr. V's got more $$$.
And those ducks crapping on his porch from time to time is just too much for someone trying to enjoy Champaign and Nascar...
So he called the police..
We have a local division responsible for out of control animals..I've tried calling this unit on some wacko people collecting cans and smoking short butt already used cigarettes in the area but I was told this is out of their jurisdiction...Crazy animals only....Crazy people must be escalated to the crazy people division.
My ducks were arrested today...really.
No the handcuffs wouldn 't fit there feather wings but they were netted non-the-less..and taken away by the evil police..
Hey Mr. Macho Cop Man,,,!!
Did you tell your friends how you arrested some ducks today..???
I'm sure you'll say they had teeth or maybe spit fire at you..
Your stun gun on high alert.
Final result is my ducks are gone...And I'm not the one getting to eat them..
What a Mississippi sad boy disaster today..
Why do I feel like I'm dealing with stuff unique to me???