- Posted August 15, 2013 by
San Diego, California
This iReport is part of an assignment:
MAYOR BOB FILNER REPORTED to have PUT THE MOVES on a GREAT-GRANDMA!
It's one thing to try and pat the pert rear of a comely secretary or put a pretty city employee in a headlock.
But a GREAT GRANDMA?
Have you NO DIGNITY LEFT? Of course. age is just a number and beauty is on the inside, as well as the outside. BUT BOB, putting the moves on a GREAT GRANDMA just guarantees you a saggy bust and droopy drawers? Are you sure you want to risk getting in trouble with the voters and the the Republicans for that?
That old battle axe Gloria Allred is rumored to have an old bitty --your 16th "victim,"ready to call you out! According to the that great website of tabloid frenzy, Radar Online, "the woman — a senior citizen — still works at the Senior Citizens Center Service Desk at City Hall in San Diego, Calif. She is expected to reveal details of sexual advances by the lothario politician — who completed a two-week rehabilitation program this week — at a news conference later today.
Bob, please don't waste the opportunity to paw and grapple a lady when they are old enough to use an adult diaper! How UNSEXY is that? If you are the Vaigra-swilling swinger you think you are in your head, save the amorous opportunities for a lady with a bosom still on the other side of her stomach!
You are giving lecherous creeps and loathsome lotharios a bad name by sinking to the level of putting the moves on an old bitty!
Now that lady at the Senior Desk deserves an apology for sure and you better keep your hands to yourself when the perspective "victim" is so old, that she probably has forgotten how to even GET JIGGY! Anybody of retirement age that needs a walker to stand up on is someone not really in a good position to twirl around a stripper pole for you. C'mon Bob, use your common sense and save that slimy tongue of yours for someone worthy of being drooled on by you!
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