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    Posted December 8, 2013 by
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    Ah Christmas. Yuletide greetings, merry merry (why ya buggin?), and tis the season for the highest concentration of paganism this side of the Vatican.

     

    Still with apologies to the bard without much adieu, let us again bring reverence this solstice of winter, celebrate remembrance and give it up for that mighty aggressor before the Lord, Nimrod! Who as it were did NOT go softly into that good night, nor did he give up the good fight, of ascending unto heaven like the heroes of old, and the men of renown from his babbling tower...

     

    Still godhood was not in store for our Nimrod fair, for unto eternity a tree would he spend there. His acolytes still dance and sing, with shiny baubles and candlelight's do thee, hang the same upon the tree, and burn the yule to let their masters spirit free...

     

    So this Christmas time please raise your toast, heft your glass and do your most; for the devil in the detail is all you boast.

     

    Happy Christmas Everyone!! ACK!!!

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