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    Posted December 8, 2013 by
    AmmarVictori
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    The written word: Your personal essays

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    I am the proverbial Jenius who was not crucified at the altar. It is clear that G is for Girl and for nothing else, like God or good. It is also true that the letter Z is X and X is T. Furthermore, it is not possible for the humankind to die. Accordingly, the presumed dead cannot be buried.
    Therefore, they may be put in preservatories. They may be taken outside of the city and put on the ground, or perhaps in a preservatory (a presumed dead pen). Then, the flesh shall grow back in fresh air.
    Likewise, since no one can die, no one can kill. Accordingly, all jails may be opened and all prisoners released on the grounds that no one can die or kill or steal.
    Similarly, since animals also have their rights to liberty. All zoos of the world may be opened and all animals released on the grounds that no person can die, can only get eaten by a leopard.
    Likewise, those who are currently jailed in the graves and are devoid of all fresh air must also be exhumed and put into preservatories outside of the cities.
    Lastly, there are only two human races. These are the Blacks and the Whites. Accordingly, the Whites in Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa may return to the North, while the Black people currently residing in the North may return the South.

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