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    Posted January 6, 2014 by
    ChellaMagee
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    Forget Obama Care | US$5 Global Health Advice Clinic Boldly Surfaces On The Internet.

     
    It was definitely bound to happen, one day . . . Most especially during the Devilish Social Throes of a (Hard-Hitting) Global Economic Recession . . .

    Unsurprisingly (Therefore) , a Few (Outrageously Audacious) European Clinical Professionals , (with Strong American Sympathies) , have Gallantly Joined Forces for the benefit of their Impoverished Transatlantic Brethren ; with the ultimate aim of pragmatically using the Internet to defiantly combat Shocking USA Healthcare Insurance Coverage Deficits.

    This could turn out to be very good news (indeed) for over 100 Million Uninsured American Citizens, who still cannot consistently afford to promptly seek (Cost-Effective) Clinical Advice, let alone pay through their Nostrils for it.

    A Major Fact to Note about this Particular Service is that it is fundamentally able to handle One Minor (Non-Urgent) Symptom (or Problem or Issue) at a time , Per Client , Per US$5.

    . . . The onus is therefore on the Client to carefully choose his (or her) Most Pressing Problem (at the time) per US$5 Query ; since each Pressing Problem will appropriately receive US$5 worth of Full , Undivided Professional Attention . . .

    Thankfully, everything is kept Exceedingly Simple (on a Symptom by Symptom Basis) ; while Recommended Products are easily available (without prescription) from Local Pharmacy Stores throughout America.

    In fact, the Clinic actually even directly provides a Direct Phone Number (and Address) of the Nearest (Fully Stocked) American Pharmacy, together with a Brief Idea of any Costs External Involved.

    As an Added Safety Net, all Clients are Firmly Directed to have a Short Clinical Discussion with their Qualified Local Pharmacist prior to collecting any (Over-The-Counter) Remedies.

    Patrons are also politely Instructed to Carefully Study all of the Product Labelling and Enclosed Literature; prior to Due Consumption or Utilization.

    In terms of After-Care, Monitoring and Follow Up , Short Internet Courses are readily available for Clients who candidly wish to Learn Much More about their Problems , Chronic Ailments and Minor Conditions ; whilst continuing to aspire to Remain (Relatively) Fit and Healthy.

    Clients who are not in a Hurry usually get their Recommendation within 14 Days at no extra cost ; while those who choose 24 Hour Responses are additionally subject to a US$10 Surcharge.

    Although Primarily Focused on North America, the Service is also available to many other Countries too , subject to Prevailing (Self – Help) Statutes , Licensed Pharmacy Locations and Basic Technology Requirements.

    Due to the exceedingly complex nature of Online Consultations, please remember that this Service does not replace Expert Medical Advice from a Local (Fully Licensed) Medical Doctor or Clinical Practitioner.

    IT IS THEREFORE THE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE CLIENTS (THEMSELVES) TO ULTIMATELY DECIDE WHETHER TO FULLY (OR PARTIALLY OR OTHERWISE) UTILIZE ANY RECOMMENDED ADVISORY (EMPOWERMENT) TIPS; OR NOT.


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