- Posted February 14, 2014 by
Cortlandt Manor, New York
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Winter Olympics 2014
Cortlandt Manor, NY Cortlandt Manor Winter Games: Hot. Stew. Mine.
Events in his winter games include: “Snow Pile Diving; Running an Undisclosed Distance Through the Snow, Capturing the American Flag, and Bringing it Back for One's Country; and Barefoot Speed Shoveling to the Orange Bucket so Dog Can Urinate.”
- zdan, CNN iReport producer
The Sochi Winter Olympics may be the only game in town but they are not the only winter games on the planet. In New York's Hudson River Valley, just up the road from a nuclear power plant and a prison, the Cortlandt Manor Winter Games feature one man attempting to crush world records in a series of events on the heels of yet another Nor'easter.
1: Snowpile Diving
2: Running an Undisclosed Distance Through the Snow, Capturing the American Flag, and Bringing it Back for One's Country
3: Barefoot Speed Shoveling to the Orange Bucket so Dog Can Urinate
Then it all ends with Closing Ceremonies as they have never previously been seen!
Grab your cape and your goggles. Cortlandt Manor 2014 is on!
Click through the frames to see the various events in action.
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