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  • Posted February 25, 2014 by
    Nacogdoches, Texas

    The Resourcer: an Independent Energy Machine. The solution to the World's Energy Crisis.

    My name is Kris Kuehl. I am merely one man. I want you to know my scientific findings. I have the solution to absolutely every problem in the universe. I have the Cure for Cancer, and I also prove the bible to you in one paragraph. I want the world to accept my gift.

    I have built a machine which will power itself and provides an infinite amount of electricity to anything. It only cost me $777.00 to make, and I highly recommend that you build one for yourself, and for the betterment of Humankind. It's as simple as a lawnmower: Please see my website for the very simple instructions to build one. This is the next step in Evolution.
    Soon we will have an independent Electrical house that will have it's own nuclear power plant, and never have to pay for electricity again. It will be a simple appliance as equal as a Refrigerator, or Hot Water Heater, a standard within 5 to 10 years of new homes built. A machine, that requires no gasoline, no oil, no friction, no pollution, no supercollision, nor IRAN. I have solved the world's Energy Crisis. Within 5 to 7 years there shall be electric cars that DO NOT need to be recharged. Simply modify the simple concept, of pre-existing products pieced together in a certain order, to fit your power requirements. Imagine Jet Turbines that spin infinitely, to where an air flight can take someone around the world non-stop. Soon, we shall make miniature disc shaped generators to power things as small as cell-phones, that would practically become your pets. There is no patent on it. You have my express consent to expound upon it. I give this to the Earth for free. I want nothing in return. I don't want your money. This is not a business. Simply build one for yourself. It's cheap. And the first person to build one and get a patent on it, shall be the inventor. Yet please respect me in History. Please visit my website for the simple instructions to build your own. You may see video evidence of it there. You may save upwards of around an $89,000.00 sum of electric bills for the rest of your life. You may also save yourself approximately $144,000.00 more just for gasoline for the rest of your life, or simply get it for free. Bless you, and I hope you have a very nice day.


    Kris Kuehl

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