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    Posted March 18, 2014 by
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    Ever want to be Batman?

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    By Deborah Gaffney

     

    I would love to be the Female Batman...wealth has it's advantages. But my super hero would take on the persona of Wonder Woman. Instead of a Bat Mobile, I'd have an invisible plane and when I grew weary of humanity, I'd fly to my private island to rest. No one could tell me falsehoods because I'd wrap them in my lasso of truth. No thanks to a bat cave; give me the sunny beach with glorious waves and sand!

     

    Now, my personality would be more along the lines of Cat Woman; sultry, slinky and very acrobatic. I would take great delight in leaping to and from the greatest of heights knowing that I wiould land, gracefully on my feet.

     

    If you were in need of a good thrasing, because you were an absolute bad guy, I would whip up a storm with your name on it and then drag your soppy self to jail.

    With the combined powers (and wealth of Batman) Wonder Woman, Cat Woman and Storm the bad guys would be blown into oblivion.

     

    Now excuse me while I clean...

     

    Yeah, Batman is cool but my creation, yet to be named is decidedly better!

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