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  • Posted March 23, 2014 by
    MutyionDuty
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    We have even-Steven / Mutyi today and will have it tomorrow.

     

    We have even-Steven / Mutyi today and will have it tomorrow.

     

    Ballad in English about Hungarian Victorian Reality

     


    I lied yesterday and do today,’ cause I perform better than Gyurcsány
    I continuously lie today and so did yesterday like Selmeczi
    It is the retirement protection top commissioner of FIDESZ, who took away my private pension savings.
    Gabi tells us every day, that the socialist government stole from the nation,
    But FIDESZ gives back their utilities costs for this is the best national even-Steven.
    It has something, but what exactly does it have, if not what Gabi has in his head.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    FIDESZ curtails the multi and the sly international capitalist pulls in his horns,
    Drags its spoil elsewhere, and puts out investments at interest in other homes.
    Still there’s no reason to cry as all his fortune is looked after by the monopoly of the FIDESZ government.
    There will be some great feast but I can barely see the savings on my utilities, still for my savings I can hardly wait.
    Hey, bartender bring here a gals of slivovitz, gas and electricity and don’t forget sewer or water bring them right now!
    We don’t need the multi, we are fine with our state FIDESZ even-Steven.
    Cause law has ordered that the FIDESZ client can take his fair share.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    The people, the God blessed people can get their third time utilities discount
    And barely audibly they mumble, so that the next-door FIDESZ stag would not hear:
    Here’s the half, where’s the half, the three-times given utilities discount is taken out of my own pocket in the form of new FIDESZ taxes .
    You need to know who is the best in this small country at stealing retirement money and at the tobacco fifty-fifty!
    However there is no dispute that FIDESZ is the best of the best at the monthly distribution of government income,
    At the invitation of relatives’ tenders for estates and at the nicking of EU money through tenders.
    Not even the socialists can deny that we live better than ever,
    Although the country’s butt is greatly sticking out.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    There is a better world in Paks ’cause Putyin’s Uranium is there to be used to fry frogs.
    The Russians come, but who cares if my peer supplier’s account is full (there).
    In the meanwhile during the election campaign FIDESZ keeps repeating: Putyin is with and not against.
    The American has to learn that Putyin is a better democrat than Obama,
    Not even the US Congress can doubt, as Victor has made a declaration about it at the FIDESZ Peace Demonstration.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    Please, lie with us so that the people living in the streets would understand, they are the disgrace (of our town.)
    FIDESZ does not mind that they have no shelter or work, because that is the slacker’s fault.
    As you have right to a job but not to survival your future shall be public work.
    And there is a lot of that in the FIDESZ loyal mayor’s ditch and garden.
    The jobless could also learn if there is no more FIDESZ related public work .
    Hey, you public worker! shall be the miracle of public education, with a better chance for more work for the public!
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    Even the public worker, while drawing circles in a checked notebook, can realize, that the mother of knowledge is not to antagonize.
    Even your teacher is glad as she has paid supplementary task,
    Durin’ the day she does nothing else but weeds the minds of thoughtless students of national schools.
    As it is dictated by Hoffmann, Rózsa the head of the centralized curriculum and textbook even-Steven.
    Fekete, Kerényi és Vajna tailor the future of culture to the knowledge of the people.
    If you enter the Academy of Fine Arts you too shall have cream for your cake.
    You can advertise what’s best about morals, nation, Christianity or arts
    And get in return the fifty-fifty of movie, sculpture, painting or theatre (income).
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    The people, the God blessed people can already see that its health is the ninth wonder of the world.
    The doctor who cut out his colon tumour, tomorrow will do operation on an English person.
    You Hungarian! Hey you Hungarian do not be sad when your colon is congested, you can die of volvulus, it is your problem you were not born in Denmark.
    To be or not to be my dear Hamlet, I have to find work, food and shelter and even a better future for my family.
    When I have work the FIDESZ shall put me on his list and mention me in its employment success report.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    Nice FIDESZ, good FIDESZ what remains in my pocket from my utilities?
    Nice townee, good townee nothing remains from that, for it all goes back to the government pocket.
    Here’s the tax where’s the tax paid by Hungarians, Victor invested it in soccer.
    Life is beautiful, though there are no increasing wages, pension savings are miraculously gone to prevent debt from exceeding the line.
    The EU stands to marvel how widespread is Victor’s unorthodox magical economy.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    It is embarrassing for the EU not to peek Victor’s cards, while he shuffles them for game of cards a great ulti.
    He has a red ace at the Supreme Court, and a hunter at the prosecution.
    But he has a real Hunter, the Jankó Lázár, who precisely knows how many pheasants live at the former communist leader Jancsi Kádár’s inherited residence.
    There is and there will be rich people’s spree, as a kin will pay the bills from the money won on a scheme.
    The FIDESZ farmer is glee his cattle grow on the FIDESZ halves as well as on the eyes of the farmer.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    Here’s the bunny, where’s the bunny, Victor now takes out what he had put in the hat.
    Here’s the utility bill, where’s the utility bill with the taxes it also disappears.
    Hey the FIDESZ puts some cash in your pocket, but then takes all out again, that is why there is no increasing inflation.
    Everything is appealing and great until the state shares and the forint stays attractive for the investors.
    I encourage my wage to crawl a bit higher, and I also pray that prices would stay, and that deflation along with international speculation would not destroy the glamorous future of the FIDESZ.
    In the meantime the multinational corporations and bank capital keep watching how the law infringes their rights.
    So if they can, will pack up and go and take the company where rights are respected by law.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    Come flood and water Victor’s on levees with a brand new crossover.
    He has some good rubber boots and fights back the democratic attack from the roof.
    Red mud, white mud not much left of the democracy flood.
    But don’t be sad, our brighter future will be brought by the turn-out of the state stock,
    Just hope that it would not be worse than the interest of the southern Hookadien stock.
    I lie today and so did yesterday, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!

     

    Life is nice and life is good, but no one would like to change with the FIDESZ, not the socialists,
    Or the TOGETHER (Együtt), or the DC (Democtaric Coalition) not even the Liberals led by Fodor or that very different one the LMP, cause what is non-existent is their Collaboration.
    This is not what matters, the selection of the ringleader is important the most.
    Jenő Rejtő has written that Dirty Fred is envious of how Feri Gyurcsány stirs.
    But is not envious of how Laci Kövér twists his moustache to make it stand up.
    His moustache is nicely grown like the Hungarian grey cattle’s horn.
    In the meanwhile Selmeczi says she does not need a red skirt,
    But wants the FIDESZ’s dinged out money, and that the people know already.
    The Little princes Miss Gabi gently urges the Chief to do his victory dancing. Victor hit the boot to the “czardas” dance, and look for East and barks to West.
    The choir is to sing that we lied today and will do so tomorrow, because we need your vote.
    In the meantime the Strassbourg observer keeps track of how Victor takes out the voting papers from the magic hat.
    Victor also trusts you to know what to do next.
    The sly man also knows that his party will get the abroad votes.
    There will be no cheating as the proportion of the votes is engraved into the laws
    Therefore I lie today and will do so tomorrow, ’cause you need to know Hungary and the FIDESZ perform like great!!

     

    Written by Mr. Anonymus
    Music by Fidesz Orbánka and Social Maestro Jolánka
    Performed by The National Orchestra of Hungary

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