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    PHOTO: Russian sanctions against the U.S. - it sounds veeeeery scaring!


    PHOTO: MOSCOW, RUSSIA - APRIL 5, CNN iReport - Because of Russia's military aggression against Ukraine, the USA introduced economic and visa sanctions against a number of Russian officials and businessmen. In retaliation, a flash mob was organized in Russia called "Sanctions against the United States". This flash mob was joined by not only ordinary citizens but also government employees.


    For example, the Dihors'kyy District's House of Representatives of the Republic of Northern Ossetia officially banned 15 government officials, including Barack Obama, Vice President Joseph Biden, Secretary of State John Kerry, as well as Leader John Boehner, Chuck Hagel and others from visiting the Dihors'kyy District. Somehow NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen's name made the list. (Photo 1)


    The official document is governed by the laws of "Local Self-Government", and signed by the chairman of the Dihors'kyy District K. Marzoyev.


    Barack Obama, it should be noticed, consequently fell into a deep depression - now he will never be able to enjoy the beauty of the Dihors'kyy District of North Ossetia!


    But further sanctions will make even the U.S. President a pariah - now Barack Obama is banned from attending the Trans-Baikal Drama Theater (located in the city of Chita in eastern Siberia). Among the "persona non grata" in the theater - announced by Hillary Clinton, are the girls from the band Pussy Riot, members of the Ukrainian Cabinet of Ministers, and the dead. Yes! Zombies in Russian theaters are unwanted guests! For example, Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini will not be allowed in the Trans-Baikal Drama Theater - they will just be stopped by the guards. (Photo 2)


    The administration of the "Margarita" Cafe in Tver refuses to serve a cup of coffee to Barack Obama, according to the portal "tverigrad.ru". (But Joe Biden is in luck - he is not included in the sanctions). So Biden can carry out a cup of coffee to his colleague on the street. (Photo 3)


    Russia's beauty has put her own personal sanctions against the leader of the U.S. "Barack Obama is forbidden to approach me closer than 40 meters". (I don't know about Barack Obama, but I wouldn't come within 100 meters to that dyed blonde in her questionable fur coat). (Photo 4)

    Residents of one of the entrances of apartment buildings stripped Barack Obama of his right to "warm up, hide from the rain or go through his mail" in their porch. Barack Obama is the President of the U.S. has become a pariah! (Photo 5)


    But soon the U.S. may find itself at the bottom of the economic abyss - Russian political and business establishments are urging Russians to boycott American products! (Photo 6)


    Yes, the brother of Russian Vice Premier Arkady Dvorkovich, the prominent businessman Mikhail, wrote on Twitter: "From this day on I will exclude American products from my life!" But such a pity thing - that message was sent from his own iPhone!


    Journalist: Andrey Vasiliev
    Producers: Luba Bilash, Olga Mozkova

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