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    Posted May 30, 2014 by
    Gulfcoast, Bahamas

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    Universities across this nation dealing in death for academic advancement.


    Since I've decided to work with a major university on figuring out my tomato plant problems I've come across a notable conspiracy.
    That Is,

    Major collegiate activities involving the disposal and processing of human bodies or even animal corpses.
    I get it.
    This is for study.....
    Subject in mention takes deceased individuals and processes them for free with a note for organ relinquishment.
    Give us the organs and we will process the body through melting into an abyss....cremation.
    I get it...
    But the tradeoff still seems a bit disturbing to me. New Motto;
    "We want your body" "No, Seriously, We want your body"
    So where did this post come from?

    At first the representative I was dealing with thought I was processing an animal...or pet.....for good scientific research I suppose.

    She relented and was sure I had graduated...

    Are you related?

    No, I said.

    Has your family discussed a final resting place?

    Ummmm....What are we talking about?

    Ma'am,,,,,,,I am just sending in a tomato plant.


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