- Posted May 30, 2014 by
Universities across this nation dealing in death for academic advancement.
Since I've decided to work with a major university on figuring out my tomato plant problems I've come across a notable conspiracy.
Major collegiate activities involving the disposal and processing of human bodies or even animal corpses.
I get it.
This is for study.....
Subject in mention takes deceased individuals and processes them for free with a note for organ relinquishment.
Give us the organs and we will process the body through melting into an abyss....cremation.
I get it...
But the tradeoff still seems a bit disturbing to me. New Motto;
"We want your body" "No, Seriously, We want your body"
So where did this post come from?
At first the representative I was dealing with thought I was processing an animal...or pet.....for good scientific research I suppose.
She relented and was sure I had graduated...
Are you related?
No, I said.
Has your family discussed a final resting place?
Ummmm....What are we talking about?
Ma'am,,,,,,,I am just sending in a tomato plant.