Vice Presidential Candidate and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin continued her attacks against Barack Obama today, accusing the Democratic Presidential Candidate of a string of offenses above and beyond her much publicized accusation that he "palled around with terrorists".

"I have it on good authority that Barack Obama lived for several years only thirteen blocks away from a convicted pedophile in Chicago. Clearly, this shows that Senator Obama actively supports the molestation of children. I believe he's a registered member of the North American Man-Boy Love Association."

"In addition, Senator Obama once was in a court room with a convicted rapist, and Senator Obama was not prosecuting this manclearly he supports rape of women. The fact that he was in court representing a completely different party and had nothing to do with the rapist's case is beside the pointSenator Obama supports raping women and is wrong for the American People."

"Furthermore, my pastor has informed me that Senator Obama is in possession of a time machine that he used to go back in time and help start the Nazi party, and that he in fact was instrumental in Hitler's rise to power in the 1930s. This is the true Barack Obama, the Barack Obama that John McCain and I, as mavericks, feel the American People have a right to know about."

"Here's another interesting tid-bit Senator Obama's campaign has "conveniently" been silent about--Senator Obama supports murdering the elderly and puppy dogs. Oh, yeah, and he hates black people."

Governor Palin then fell to the floor and began foaming at the mouth.