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    Father's Day Jokes For Real Men !


    By Twomucht, Topix National News Editor,


    Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?

    A: Where's popcorn?


    Q: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?

    A: a POPsicle!


    Q: How do fathers exercise on the beach?

    A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.


    Q: How do you know your dad is planning for the future?

    A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


    Q: How do you scare a divorced dad?

    A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice!


    Q: Why don't some fathers have a mid-life crisis?

    A: They're stuck in adolescence.


    Q: Why are Fathers like parking spaces?

    A: The good ones are already taken!


    Q: What is the definition of Mass Confusion?

    A: Fathers Day in the ghetto.


    Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?

    A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most.


    Father: Let me see your report card.

    Son: I don’t have it.

    Father: Why not?

    Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.


    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don’t know son, I’m still paying."


    Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

    Student: When my father sees my report card!


    Mom: Why are you home so early?

    Dad: My boss told me to go to hell.

    Dad: "Hey babe, you smell that?"

    Mom: "No."

    Dad: "Me neither, start cooking."


    Here's the thing people, from the very first time you looked into your father's eyes as an infant, and not being able to speak any language at all, you knew that this human being, who you would one day call Dad, made you feel safe and special everytime you were with him.


    Dads, are someone to look up to no matter how tall you grow.


    "My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

    To be sure, becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you will have to do it again tomorrow" exclaims Tom Livsey, Ourtown National News Editor."


    Please listen to this youtube by Usher:



    Happy Father's Day !


    Contributing source( http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/fathersdayjokes.html)



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