Levi Johnson, now that he is freed up since dropping out of High School is said to be short listed as Sarah Palin's VP Chief of Staff.

When asked what his qualifications were for the position, Palin responded, " well he used to carry a staff...when he played hockey...it was a hockey stick but that's like a staff....and he scored a few goals with it (insert toungue clicking noise here) namely he got one passed the goalie with my daughter...and now they are expecting a lttle chief of staff (insert wink here)...I know when I explain his qualifications directly to the American public they'll support him, literally so we don't have to, and the main stream media, golly , well ya know (insert cocky little head bob to the right - which says - I got this - I'm the shit), the main stream media, they'll think and say something to twist up his experience into something less than it is and that's why I speak directly to the american public so that the Palin McCain ticket can be heard clearly. Amen and God Bless Levi's Johnson or I mean his staff or I don't know what I mean, I think." "And maybe most important my husband Todd can control the little bastard like nobodies business so that makes him a very good qualified choice for us." "Also let me refute those that think my administration in Alaska was based on Nepotism and Cronyism...it 's not nepotism,according to my definition - that I have checked directly with the american people for accuracy, it's not nepotism if I announce Levi's appointment before he joins the family by shotgun wedding...that's more like cronyism but he isn't my crony, you puddinheads out there on wall street, so we can't be challenged on that by the mainstream media either." "let's thank our men in uniform for letting us have the freedom to inform you on these imprtant issues of the day."