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    Posted August 13, 2014 by
    tianjin, China

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    the king of earth

    on august 13th , 2014 , a.d. , the first and last king of earth was anointed . his name is charles webster baer of tianjin , china . charles is an american who is a former president of earth . charles is a 45 year old , white , buddhist , libertarian who has never been married and has not kids . charles is the founder of global internet government and is running for president of the usa in 16 and 20 . charles is currently a professor at the tianjin university of science and technology . charles worked as a journalist for surfer magazine in this millennium and in the last millennium . charles worked as a journalist for snowboarder magazine in this millennium and in the last millennium . charles was born and raised in santa cruz , california and went to high school in newport , rhode island . charles graduated from the university of hawaii at hilo on the big island in 1994 and in 1995 charles moved to santa fe , new mexico . charles was anointed the first and last king of earth by the three goddesses of the universe , goddess 394.920 , goddess 487.053 and goddess 293.573 . a spokesperson for goddess 4 , aka goddess 487.053 , said that the planet earth needed a leader and that charles was far and away the most qualified . charles is an environmentalist who feels that humans need to stop breeding now and that women need to have one child or less in thier life for the next few centuries . charles feels that this is the top priority for humans in this millennium . charles also feels that all governments must be totally transparent starting today and that all governments need to pass a balanced budget ammendment now and if any government breaks that law then all members of that government must go to jail for more than 15 years . when ask how it felt to be the first and last king of earth charles replied " I am honored and humbled to be the first and last king of earth and I will try my best to do a good job " . charles has a pet turtle named " T H A T " and may bamboo plants .

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