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    Balaam's Donkey?


    The Daily ACK!!
    by Scott Lawrence
    Sunday Supplement, Blood Moon Edition


    So are you going to be Balaam's ass or a dumbass virgin? Be careful how you answer, this is a trick question.


    So tonight's Blood Moon in and of itself should not be so alarming of a celestial event. The fact that it is the fourth Blood Moon this year is what makes it a rarity. Damn near unheard of. Nearly unheard of. As in Nearly Headless Nick? Nevermind, I digress.


    Thank You Hermione.


    Blood moons always come with a sense of foreboding, calamity, and change. Let's examine a few correlated factors of foreboding, calamity, and change associated with this event.


    "Shall we play a game?" Yes Joshua! Chess or Global Thermo-Nuclear War?


    "And this shall be the plague wherewith the LORD will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth." ~Zechariah 14:12


    Makes no difference really then Joshua. Sounds like Global Thermo-Nuclear War.


    "There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea." ~Luke 21:25.


    So a Blood Moon today, an earthquake triggered tsunami last week, eh, mere coincidence.


    "And a great star fell from the heavens and the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter."


    The Ukrainian word for wormwood? Chernobyl. The worst nuclear disaster in the history of the planet. Nuclear contaminated water?


    Nah. I'm reaching here. Sorry...


    What about the Whore of Babylon meeting with the Antichrist at the White House last week?


    The hell you say! The hell I do say.


    Recall that Revelation 17 tells us that the Whore of Babylon who commits fornication with the kings of the earth and is drunk with the blood of the saints sits among seven hills. So does the Vatican.


    Also recall that Jesus was quoted by Luke 2000 years ago saying "I saw Satan fall as Barack Obama from the heavens."


    I'm a racist, I know. Shall we continue?


    Luke 10:18 - "And He said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning falling from the heavens". Jesus spoke these words in Aramaic, the most ancient form of Hebrew.


    In Strong's Hebrew dictionary, word number 1299 - a primitive root word meaning to lightnen or (lightning) or to cast forth is baraq (baw-rak').


    As in Isaiah 14:16-19. the word for heights or heavens, according to Strong's Hebrew dictionary - word number 1116 - (meaning to be high); an elevation - height, high place, wave is bamah (bam-maw')


    In Hebrew, the letter wau or vau is translated as the letter u. Some scholars use the letter o for this transliteration. It is primarily used as a conjunction to join two concepts together.


    Jupiter was ascending in the night sky on the day of Obama's inauguration. Jupiter is the Roman king of the gods and god of the sky or air (Satan is the prince of the air in the bible).


    Baraq o bamah (satan fall like lightning in Hebew) and the moon in mythology have always been represented as the enemy of the solar deity. The sun god, or the Son of God?


    On June 6th, 1967 after 2,500 years of being in dispersion, Israel finally became a nation again. Jesus tells us in Matthew 24 when that generation saw this happen, it would be the last. A generation in the Bible is roughly 40 years. That's simple math.


    Finally, 4 has always represented a time of testing in the Bible. 40 days and 40 nights, 40 years in the wilderness, 4 blood moons.


    Signs and wonders in the sky, seas roaring, nations in anguish...gosh it DOES sound incredibly familiar.


    Balaam's ass saw the Angel of the Lord in the road and wouldn't move despite being beaten by Balaam. Balaam was pissed, the donkey perplexed. "Can't you see what I'm seeing you dumbass", the ass asked?


    "No", Balaam replied. "I'm a dumbass virgin who in the midnight hour will have let my lamp burn out, and slept through the 2nd Coming." (Paraphrasing Numbers 22:28 & Matthew 25).


    Wake the *$#!@ up people. The master returneth. Maybe not tonight. But soon.

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