AAA PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION TOUR, DRUNK RAPISTS PROVIDED WITH YOUR ADDRESS AT NO EXTRA CHARGE
Today AAA announced that it will be selling tickets to the presidential innauguration. Amazing how they forget to tell you that your account information could be shared with some of their employees. Even the bar owning sex offender tow truck drivers they employ will be there to assist you should you need a ride to your hotel.
Uh, I think I'll pass.
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