In an interview with Fox news recently Sarah Palin said she is just sitting back now after the loss and waiting for a sign from God. She said that God will send her a sign which will show her the path to the White House.

Now being the sharp minded detectives trying to trip you up....like the meany media....we can't help but notice on the final day of the election you said it was in "God's hands". And now with you saying "you're waiting for a sign from God" with these two mindsets you've expressed being at odds and your perky inability to not see your loss as a sign from God... who, golly, in your own words you expressed it was in his hands.....we felt someone had better clear this up for you.

                                                                                So your wait is over - we have contacted God for you.

                                                                                Sarah, We just checked with God. Don't hold your breath waiting for a sign on how to get to the White House. He simply responded, "No F*cking Way!" He seemed adamant and wanted us to notify you via this iReport....we are on a low budget and while it was proposed to construct you a potato chip jesus or a broken oreo cookie jesus ...so that you could be certain of his divine message in your snack diet while you were killing wolves from a helicopter ...it had to be rejected with the economy as it is ...anyway we thought you'd undertand that using iReport is the most cost effective.

Sorry to disappoint, but at least you won't be waisting your time looking for signs. No F*cking Way...is pretty clear when coming from God...I swear he almost used his own name in vain...he usually doesn't curse. In fact he has only cursed on the record one other time...throughout all of history. That other time was when John McCain picked you as a running mate. Go figure ...that he'd be cursing again so soon...