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    Posted November 23, 2008 by
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    2008 CNN Hero Of The Year



    HOLLYWOOD, California (CNN) - Liz McCartney, dedicated to helping survivors of Hurricane Katrina rebuild their homes, had initially - and apparently erroneously - been named the 2008 CNN Hero of the Year. However, when a suspicious suitcase delivered by a masked bald man to CNN headquarters was opened and the ballots inside were counted, a new winner was declared. Crazy Cueball, a self-described humorist who is dedicated to making a mockery of all things considered sacred and important, has now been officially named the 2008 CNN Hero of the Year.





    When informed of this news at his home in Wumbo, Wisconsin, Mr. Cueball took off his mask and had this to say, "Well, it's about friggin' time I won something! I'm not up here in Wisconsin freezing my arse off and getting blasted every day just for the fun of it, you know! And tell that Campbell Brown chick I think she's hot." Ms. McCartney is expected to ask for a recount.



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