- Posted December 2, 2008 by
This iReport is part of an assignment:
Sarah Palin's political future
Palin's Martian Madness: Epilogue
Many of my rabid fans have come up to me during the past few days and said basically the same thing, "Hey Cue, we just loved your iReports about Palin shooting at turkeys and Danica McKellar on Mars, but we're confused. How did Danica escape certain death at the hands of the 'Whackjob from Wasilla' and then become CCNN's Foreign Affairs Correspondent?"
Well, my fans have great questions as usual! The Mars Rover only intermittently releases images, the one above first making it to our newsdesk this morning, long after Ms. McKellar officially joined the CCNN team. Bigfoot, upon learning of Palin's red planet rampage, quickly flew to Mars, knocked the Alaska Governor to the ground unconscious and rescued the former "Wonder Years" actress. Ms. McKellar's talents were immediately recognized by Bigfoot who then hired her on the spot. The entire CCNN team couldn't be happier with the job she's doing as our Foreign Affairs Correspondent.
I hope this answers your questions!