10. Because we already read about "The Little, Old Lady with all the kids" nursery rhyme as children and if memory serves correctly, she lived in a shoe... not a d@mn million dollar home someone gave her!

9. Because hearing that she was given over a $1000 dollars on MAC cosmetics to paint those collagen-overdosed, bee sting looking lips of hers is CRAZY.. I mean, do we REALLY need her possibly attracting anyone else to get her pregnant?

8. Because speaking of "Octo-Mom's Make-Over", we are sick of hearing about her going on $3000 shopping sprees with money donated to her KIDS! If I gotta’ shop @ CATO's, I’m-a need for her to keep it 'matron-ish' and 'homely'.... like a 'religious-cult, polygamist wife outta’ Utah.

7. Because she’s taking up valuable TV time from me hearing about the "Madoff Ponzi Scheme" and those filthy,rich AIG executive @ssholes…and I need my FULL energy to hate on them right now!

6. Because I’ve been keeping count on my watch...her 15 minutes of fame are officially up!

5. Because you just KNOW she's somewhere kicking back with her lover hollering...
“Baby they fell for it! Now pass me my $50 tube of mascara and tell them kids to SHUT THE @#$%^ UP! I can’t hear myself scheme... dammit!”

4. Because I heard she was actually one of Bobby Brown’s women... and I’m tired of his baby mommas cashing in, ...Besides, I thought Whitney was still bank rollin’ that!

3. Because since she looks like Angelina Jolie,and is apparently trying to raise a village like her... it’s only a matter of time before she steals somebody's man so she can have an "Octo-husband" too!


2. Because she needs to get her CCDL license and start an in-house daycare like all the OTHER women who have a whole lotta kids and need instant income without leaving home!

..AND THE NUMBER 1# REASON WE ARE SICK OF THE "OCTO-MOM" IS (drum roll pleaze)

WARNING: My angry,woman rant with absolutely no periods whatsoever to  proceed....
Because there is NO way, ANY woman with kids, husband or no husband, working one to three jobs tryin' to make the ends meet wants to hear about a broad without even one, use her overworked uterus and con game to get weekly, baby-makin’ scholarships and designer cribs from kind-hearted strangers just because her crazy @ss resembles another more famous ( but probably no less crazy) chick ..especially when you KNOW Bonequesha and ‘nem at Wal-Mart gotta' make do with food stamps and the occasional ‘hood-hand-out’!
Okaaay ( panting heavy,fingers sore from typing) I'm done!