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  • Posted May 11, 2009 by
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    'Star Trek' is back!

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    Top 10 Surprises in the new Star Trek movie

     

    10 – 2009 recession STILL not over, 200 years later

    9 – Vulcans have a thing for “round-ear girls”

    8 – English still the official language of planet earth

    7 – Hazing rituals at StarFleet academy involve doing drinking a 5th of Talaxian Vodka, then frenching a space barnacle

    6 – Yoda makes a cameo appearance as a NYC cab driver

    5 – Taco Bell was the only survivor of the fast food wars

    4 – Where are all the windmills?  I thought there’d be more windmills

    3 – General Motors paid a “product placement fee” to have the young James Kirk drive a Corvette over a cliff (for real)

    2 – US budget deficit is 900 gazillion dollars – A DAY - in the 23rd century

    1 – Still no sign of global warming

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