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Posted May 11, 2009
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This iReport is part of an assignment:
'Star Trek' is back! |
Top 10 Surprises in the new Star Trek movie
10 – 2009 recession STILL not over, 200 years later
9 – Vulcans have a thing for “round-ear girls”
8 – English still the official language of planet earth
7 – Hazing rituals at StarFleet academy involve doing drinking a 5th of Talaxian Vodka, then frenching a space barnacle
6 – Yoda makes a cameo appearance as a NYC cab driver
5 – Taco Bell was the only survivor of the fast food wars
4 – Where are all the windmills? I thought there’d be more windmills
3 – General Motors paid a “product placement fee” to have the young James Kirk drive a Corvette over a cliff (for real)
2 – US budget deficit is 900 gazillion dollars – A DAY - in the 23rd century
1 – Still no sign of global warming
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