10 – Would legalizing steroids and taxing them help raise revenue for California?  The Dodgers alone might make a significant contribution

9 - Two weeks after you took office, did you simply hit yourself in the head and go “duh – vhy did I tink dis would be a fun job?”

8 – How many girly men are in the California legislature?

7 – Have you considered turning Alcatrez into the future home of Gitmo detainees?  Those guys were all born in desert countries and probably don’t know how to swim to freedom anyway.

6 – Is Nancy Pelosi as smart and charming in person as she appears on TV?

5 – Why didn’t you accept Fiat’s offer to purchase the state?

4 - Two words to solve the budget crisis “Dog Fighting”

3- Remember when people used to say we should change the constitution, so you could become president, LOL?

2 – Is it true that Chevy announced its changing the name of the “Malibu” sedan to “Minneapolis” because of the higher demographics and income levels there?

1 - Can you use your influence with the film industry to stop Hollywood studios from making all their movies in cheaper states?  In the interest of balancing the state budget they should be willing to hire and pay taxes in California, shouldn’t they?