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    Stories from Second Life

    “I Have The Biggest Banana!!”

     

    “I Have The Biggest Banana!!”

    BY CLOUD CLARITY

    Not every person enjoys sex in SL!!

     

    Sex places are always crowed with people whenever one log in Second Life. People enjoy having sex by equipping big dicks to attract women in SL. However, does everyone in SL enjoy hanging around sex places?

    “J” is the one who does not enjoy having sex in SL. Yet, “J” has the biggest banana here! You may meet “J” in sex places if you are lucky enough. “J” doesn’t like sex places where people only want to be naked and fucked or eager to hear dirty talks there. Thus, “J” gets a plan to disturb this place every now and then. In this case, a banana suit will do!

    “J” wears the banana suit and comes to these “naked” and “sexy” places. Instead of wearing sexy clothes, “J” wraps herself up with the banana suit and makes monkey noises. Of course the banana suit is not sexy enough for those who are eager to see the naked sexy body. What’s more, the monkey noises disturb those who enjoy hearing pants and screaming when having sex.

    Wearing the biggest “banana” among all the others doesn’t make “J” alluring? Whatever “J” does in those sex places, she still provides the most incredible scene there. “Yo~~ see I got the bigggggggggggest banana~~ who can compare with me~?” “J” yells in the sex places, making lots of noises to distract people’s attention. People there may not really care about “J’s” disturbing; however, those who are looking for a place to enjoy being naked and fucked get angry. They leave the places at once when they see “J” is there screaming or even dancing as an escort. However, not every person hates “J’s” behavior. For a person who doesn’t really care about “J’s” disturbing find it amusing to see “J” being around!

     

     

     

     

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