French Fashion

(note: In the French Language a baguette is a French Loaf

            but also means a magic Wand )

I’ve  lived in France

For some time now

I’ve changed my dress

But now know how

A French bread stick is all you need

To emulate this tres chic breed.

They seek it here

They seek it there

In fact they seek it everywhere

Me Too

For I feel quite undressed

Without one clutched beneath my vest

Old ladies clutching three or four

Would take a week to consume more

On mobilette or Citroen Brake

It represents far more than cake

But my conclusion’s rather rude

Since none disport in total nude

I think it is a phallic symbol

That represents the Gallic Gimbol

But sadly it goes off quite fast

Does that mean Frenchmen never last ?

I could be wrong

For it goes hard

You’ll have to ask

A real French Bard !

OZ

Andorra

5 th June 2008 Funeral of YSL