Shaq Tweets Yo Mama Jokes
October 15, 2009 | Fullerton, California | Vetting explained
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Shaq Oneill really likes to tweet on twitter, the last several days he's been doing "yo mama" tweets. Here's a few, they are pretty funny.
- THE_REAL_SHAQ RT yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
- THE_REAL_SHAQ RT yo momma so dum the bartender sed drinks on the house so she went to geta ladder..lmao!!!
- THE_REAL_SHAQ RT `Your momma so dumb she sat on the tv & watched the couch.
- THE_REAL_SHAQ RT Yo momma so ugly she looks like you.
- THE_REAL_SHAQ RT Yo momma's so skinny, she has to run after water, when in the shower
- THE_REAL_SHAQ RT Yo momma so BROKE, she can't even afford a FREE THROW...... .
- THE_REAL_SHAQ Dear ashton kutcher, yo momma is so ugly her birth certificate is a apology letter frm the condom factory
- THE_REAL_SHAQ Dear ashton kutcher, yo momma so stupid I told her go to sleep, she said ok can u pull it up on the gps for me
- THE_REAL_SHAQ Yall momma so stupid when the computer said press any key to continue, she cudnt find da any key
- THE_REAL_SHAQ Yall momma so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
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