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    545 People

     
    545  PEOPLE
    By Charlie Reese

    Politicians are the only people in the world  who create problems and then campaign against them.

    Have you ever  wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

    Have you ever wondered, if  all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have  inflation and high taxes?

    You and I don't propose a federal budget.  The president does.

    You and I don't have the  Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of  Representatives does.

    You and I don't write the tax code, Congress  does.

    You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.

    You  and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

    One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one  president, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human  beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally,  and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

    I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress.  In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty  to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central  bank.

    I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority.  They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-picking thing.  I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash.  The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.

    Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy  convincing you that what they did is not their fault.   They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.
    What  separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall.  No normal  human being would have the gall of a  Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating  deficits.  The president can only propose a budget.   He cannot force the Congress to accept  it.

    The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of  Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes.  Who is the speaker of the House?   Nancy Pelosi.  She is  the leader of the majority party.  She and  fellow House members, not the president, can approve any budget they want.  If the president vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if  they agree to.

    It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of  incompetence and irresponsibility.  I can't think of a  single domestic problem  that is not traceable directly to those 545 people.  When you fully  grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal  government, then it must follow that ! what exists is what they want to exist.

    If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it  unfair.

    If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.

    If the Army & Marines are in 
    IRAQ,  it's because they want them in IRAQ.

    If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.

    There are no insoluble government problems.

    Do not let these 545 people shift  the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can  abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can  take this power.  Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the  economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.

    Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.

    They, and they alone, have the power.

    They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the  people who are their bosses.

    Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees.

    We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

    Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the
    OrlandoSentinel Newspaper.

    What you do with this article now that you have  read it........... Is up to you.



    This might be funny if it weren't so darned true.
    Be sure to read all the way to the end:
     
         Tax his land,
         Tax his bed,
         Tax the table
         At which he's fed.
     
         Tax his tractor,
         Tax his mule,
         Teach him taxes
         Are the rule.
     
         Tax his work,
         Tax his pay,
         He works for peanuts
         Anyway!
         Tax his cow,
         Tax his goat,
         Tax his pants,
         Tax his coat.
         Tax his ties,
         Tax his shirt,
         Tax his work,
         Tax his dirt.
     
         Tax his tobacco,
         Tax his drink,
         Tax him if he
         Tries to think.
     
         Tax his cigars,
         Tax his beers,
         If he cries
         Tax his tears.
     
         Tax his car,
         Tax his gas,
         Find other ways
         To tax his ass.
     
         Tax all he has
         Then let him know
         That you won't be done
         Till he has no dough.
     
         When he screams and hollers;
         Then tax him some more,
         Tax him till
         He's good and sore.
         Then tax his coffin,
         Tax his grave,
         Tax the sod in
         Which he's laid.
     
         Put these words
         Upon his tomb,
         Taxes drove me
         to my doom...'
     
         When he's gone,
         Do not relax,
         Its time to apply
         The inheritance tax.
     
     
        [An alphabetical list of current taxes]
         Accounts Receivable Tax
         Building Permit Tax
         CDL license Tax
         Cigarette Tax
         Corporate Income Tax
         Dog License Tax
         Excise Taxes
         Federal Income Tax
         Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
         Fishing License Tax
         Food License Tax
         Fuel Permit Tax
         Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
         Gross Receipts Tax
         Hunting License Tax
         Inheritance Tax
         Inventory Tax
         IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
         Liquor Tax
         Luxury Taxes
         Marriage License Tax
         Medicare Tax
         Personal Property Tax
         Property Tax
         Real Estate Tax
         Service Charge T ax
         Social Security Tax
         Road Usage Tax
         Sales Tax
         Recreational Vehicle Tax
         School Tax
         State Income Tax
         State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
         Telephone Federal Excise Tax
         Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
         Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
         Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
         Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
         Telephone State and Local Tax
         Telephone Usage Charge Tax
         Utility Taxes
         Vehicle License Registration Tax
         Vehicle Sales Tax
         Watercraft Registration Tax
         Well Permit Tax
         Workers Compensation Tax

         STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.  We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
    And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?
     
    I hope this goes around THE
    USAat least 100 times!!!  YOU can help it get there!!!
         GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!

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