It is startling how many of these so-called Republican conservatives get caught during their sexual escapades. This time not even the dead were spared from Republican Roland Corning sick hunger for kinky sex… I guess he did not want to go to a hotel? So why not a nice quiet and serene place like a cemetery?

I know that Halloween is up on us but this two-face Republican hypocrite took it to a completely low level. How disrespectful to the dead buried at that site. Talk about a sex maniac!

According to reports obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act Republican Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him with an 18 year-old stripper hooker.

The report indicated the officer approached Mr. Corning but the horn dog sped away quickly and then

he pulled over a few blocks away.

Was Corning putting away his sex toys before stopping? Or putting away something else?

Corning and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.

Perhaps thinking he could get away with his indiscretion Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General's Office… Big mistake!  It so happens that officer Wine's wife

also works there and called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.

According to reports the officer then proceeded to searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report.

Corning and the woman were let go without charges. Officer Wines' wife reported the call to her supervisor, who told Attorney General Henry McMaster. "We received credible information about inappropriate behavior." McMaster said.  "And by the close of business, he was no longer working here." Such a trip to the cemetery "would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general," McMaster said.

Corning, who was a Republican legislator in the late 1980s and early 1990s was hired in 2000 by the attorney general's office, where he worked on securities cases. If you thinking about calling Corning, the number listed under his name is no longer active, so don’t waste your time… he was in fact fired.

As we all know South Carolina has had its share of scandal lately, most notably

Gov. Mark Sanford's who pulled a disappearing act in June. His office reported that the good old Governor was hiking the Appalachian Trail; only to later find out he was really in Argentina hiking his mistress… “Soul Mate.”

I would think that from now on Republicans should keep their so-called family values to themselves and stop acting as if they have all the answers… there’s nothing CONSERVATIVE about any of this people. It sounds good but when you peal away the layers you find nothing but two face Republicans so-called conservative hypocrites.

I am waiting for the next shoe to drop…what's   next in the Republican bag of scandals? Peace! cookie