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    HOW TO FIX THE ECONOMY QUICK from ROB ROBERTS' email

     

    The Fix


    There recently was an  article in the  St. Petersburg Fl.. Times. The Business Section asked  readers for ideas on:  "How Would You Fix the Economy?"
    I think this  guy nailed it!
      _____

    Dear Mr. President,

    Please find  below my suggestion for fixing
    America's  economy.  Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will  squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the  following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":



    There are about 40  million people over 50 in the work force.  Pay them $1 million apiece  severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

    1)  They MUST retire.  Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

    2)  They MUST buy a new American CAR.  Forty million cars ordered - Auto  Industry fixed.

    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their  mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

    It can't get any easier than  that!!


    P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in  Congress pay their taxes...

    Mr. President, while you're at it,  make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both  programs would be fixed pronto!

          If you think this would  work, please forward to everyone you know.

          If not, please  disregard.

    If you are a little or a lot overweight, or just need to feel better, please see my website:  <www.WheyToShake.com>

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