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Posted October 18, 2010
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Jackass 3 in 2D by MTV should be rated NC-17
If you are a movie goer in the United States and want to see a new film just released this past Friday, October 15th in theatres for some fun and enjoyment with your older teens - PASS ON THIS ONE. The movie directed by Jeff Tremaine featuring Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn, Chris Pontius and backed by MTV a cable video mogul is a ZERO on a scale of 1 -10. Slapstick humor and jokes have nothing to do with this movie whatsover. The scenes show graphic, disgusting and violent perversion which causes any average viewer despite his age to feel sick to their stomachs and ffeel like vomiting. It's such a gross exaggeration of people demented personalities who do not care about family values or having a reputation that anyone could be proud of, instead, these characters portraying themselves seek to prove that they are a bunch of filthy, illiterate, uneducated, bad role models for mankind. In one scene they disrobe an overly naked and obese man at a pig farm and make him bend over while a full-grown male boar eats an apple out of his anus. In another scene they have an image of pedophilia which confuses young adults and causes disturbing thoughts about incest. An elderly grandfather introduces his granddaughter to a stranger sitting outside on a store bench after he morbidly molests his granddaughter in public and before his wife comes over resisting the advances she sees him doing. The elderly man tries to show the world as he is shoving his tongue down the throat of this 13 year-old female who acts like a prostitute on a daily job that this is a great thing to do. Later on several scenes show many different naked men having their penises pulled off by extraordinary measures which seem vulgar and violent and could actually cause harm to the actor. The climax of this movie is Johnny Knoxville's bungie jumping while strapped inside a public porta-potty while feces is exploding all over him from 5 or 6 gallons of human waste. One cast member shows himself expelling diarrhea upside down while the long logs and the watery explosion come out of a volcano that he is sitting under the table and creating an illusion of a volcano exploding. There are scorpions biting one cast member who think its hilarious to draw a face on his chin while they talk and laugh to these creatures upside down. If you enjoy watching people vomit, take hundreds of craps and hang out their soft, exposed penises while a pig eats them out then by all means go pay the $6-12 dollars per person to see 1 hr and 34 minutes of pure disgust and repulsion. In only one scene was there true comedic value although, some people may think its a true insult to persons of integrity who were born shorter, as in the midget population of the world. Two midgets fight over a girlfriend in a the bar and then the police and ambulance crews file in who are also midgets. Personally, the entire film was a discrimination of the normal mind and a waste of hard earned money and time.
- TAGS:
- johnny,
- jeff,
- entertainment,
- movies,
- knoxville,
- tremaine,
- jackass
- GROUPS:
- Entertainment,
- HLNtv
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