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    Where Does Santa Go After Christmas?


    Where does Santa go after Christmas? Santa actually returns to the US Capitol. He is a member of the Senate, and he is getting ready to take his seat as the new Speaker of the House. Santa Boehner is not arriving empty handed either. He is bearing gifts for the healthcare industry and the rest of big business greedy corporations and alike, so get ready.

    John Boehner (I know, it makes me sick too) and once again the Reps are ready to invade the US government with an agenda that is set to throw the country back to the horrible days Republicans left behind two years ago.

    Economic collapse, joblessness, poverty, homelessness, hunger, sickness, hopelessness, illness, despair, broken families… America is becoming a third world country.

    So what is in Santa Boehner’ and the Republican contingency agenda to move the country forward?

    Get ready for the great Republican workforce! The Reps are ready to work hard to turn the economy around. They have specific plans to deal with the country's huge unemployment and the rest of America's problems.

    … Sorry, I was so fantasizing.

    First item in Santa Boehner and the Reps' agenda is to repeal Obama’s Healthcare. So get ready for gridlock and obstructionism. Your esteem elected official will be wasting as usual taxpayers’ money as they play “political games” while placing the people’s business aside.

    Santa Boehner and the Republican are going to be busy working for their money all right (2012 campaign contributions) they need to "deliver" the goods to the healthcare industry and Obamacare is on the chopping block. This group of Republicans is only interested in bringing down the president, destroying his policies and allowing big business and corporation the freedom they need to continue to take advantage of the American people.

    Where does Santa Boehner go after Christmas?

    After Christmas Santa Boehner makes his way to the nearest bottle and becomes the new Speaker of the House. At least no one will able to call Nancy Pelosi a lush...

    I do not know about you but John Boehner scares me… actually he terrifies me.


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