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    Posted July 21, 2011 by
    Chicago, Illinois
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    Bumper Stickers


    As I was driving on the Lake Shore Drive to downtown, I noticed the car in front of me with left turn signal on and a bumper sticker to the right of the light read:

    "Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

    I found it Interesting, so, I changed lane to follow a different car in search of another bumper sticker and it read:

    "Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

    I was wondering which Congress man she was referring to and I spotted another car with the following bumper sticker:

    "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"

    So, in and out of traffic I spotted few more cars with the following bumper stickers:

    "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

    "If you don't like the news, go out and make some."

    "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

    "It works better if you plug it in."

    "Does your train of thought have a caboose?"

    "Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"

    "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."

    I was wondering if this car had any insurance, so I changed lane again and came across another sticker:

    "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"

    After reading the last sticker, I changed lane quickly and exit the Lake Shore Drive on to the Michigan Ave.

    It left me wondering why only older models cars with the bumper stickers and none of the newer cars? May be only in Chicago!

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