Ladies and gentlemen, it's finally here. We have discovered THE TRUTH about Big Foot. We now know why we don't have any useful footage or any live or dead proof. It is because... are you ready for this?... He has 3 unique qualities: 1. He can fly- birds often are much less sighted in the air than any land dweller. 2. He has super speed- Big Foot can quite obviously travel faster than light. As we all know, if you travel faster than light, you cannot be seen. 3. He lives in volcanoes- Big Foot rests in super heated volcanoes when he isn't flying or running. This can be done because of his super skin and fur. Now you have it folks, Big Foot has been revealed. It is also rumored that, because of his super speed quality, that he can time travel.
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