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    Posted March 3, 2012 by
    forest Hills, New York

    Satan Endorses Mitt Romney

    Mitt Romney is a consummate liar and as such is dear to the prince of lies. More importantly, he is a devotee of Mammon, who whatever the tenets of his Mormon religion, places service to the Golden Calf above service to G-D. When Mr. Romney, in 1983, drove for twelve hours with his dog, Seamus, strapped to the roof of his car consciously or unconsciously, he was publically proclaiming his worship of the Golden Calf. For these reasons Sinners for Satan endorses Mitt Romney’s candidacy for president of the United States.

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