- Posted May 3, 2012 by
If I had a broken down women...
I would feed her 2 and a 1/2 meals a day.
Give her cable TV including Lifetime which I hate because of the obvious to anyone but Satan trashing of men types.
Help her with home repairs and other x chromosome challenges.....Think pipe dope.
Most importantly I would treat her with the respect all women deserve...And in return hope for the best.
(This is comic relief from our asinine real world...If you don't get this please call a neighbor or cuddle with your canine)
And a Double;;;