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    facebook.com/TheBrettside: "The Watch is unwatchable"

     

    CNN PRODUCER NOTE     Mrsoundbite is a professional film critic and currently owns his own production business. He says poor timing and the lack of humor from "The Watch" made the movie nearly unwatchable. Check out what it got in the ratings, see the video. Click here for an alternate review.
    - Jareen, CNN iReport producer

    A group of funny guys attempt to make a funny movie that has really bad timing and may be unwatchable.
    Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade join forces in a neighborhood to fight off an alien invasion in The Watch.
    The Watch has a crippling identity problem. This movie desperately wants to be Ghostbusters , where funny actors confront supernatural happenings, but it never happens. Settling on below the belt potty humor that's just not that funny.
    The film skews to a young male audience, just in case you're wondering. There is, however,  only so much one can take when it comes to blasting aliens and trading jokes relating to testicles of various species…I mean really ? This is comedy ?
    Some will conclude that The Watch is destined for failure. The film had to change its title from "Neighborhood Watch" to "The Watch" after the tragic death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin at the hands of neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman. As if that wasn’t bad enough, a week before The Watch opens, a lunatic opens fire in a Colorado movie theater, making it difficult to belly laugh at currently insensitive jokes about gunplay, shootouts and campaigns to stop the senseless murders in our suburban community. Plus the film is just not that good. So the flick-o-meter gives The Watch a 2 out of five.
    In comedy timing is everything and sadly, this film has no such thing.
    Let me know what you think. Head to my Facebook page, its called TheBrettside, and click like.

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