- Posted August 31, 2012 by
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Election 2012: Your stories
An email from Barack
From: Barack Obama
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2012 1:33 PM
This is my last campaign, and I'm ready to give it all I've got.
I know supporters like you are, too.
Thank you so much for your support in these final weeks.
Please donate $5 or more before tonight's deadline:
Really, Barack, we are now on a first name basis here, and you want me to send you money so you address the email as "Hey"?
Then you call me "Friend"? Two years ago you referred to me and anyone who disagrees with you as your enemy who you would punish, but now when you want money from me I'm a friend? I don't think so. It sounds like things are getting pretty desperate as far as your employment status after January 20th.
And only now you are ready to give it all you've got? I know you are referring to your campaign, but gee, Barack, had you given the last three and a half years "all you've got" to the job of being a competent leader of this great country, this election would be a cakewalk and you would not be so desperately asking me or anyone else for money.
Do you promise that this is your last campaign? Because if Mr. Romney beats you like you deserve to be beaten, you could run again in four years, when the economy is better, and take credit for it, and tell us how much better it would be if Obamacare wasn't killed on January 21st, 2013.
So, what will happen when you don't get my five bucks by midnight? Will you stop begging me for money? I know, probably not. I'll still get spam from your friends and suck-ups, like your wife who already emailed me today, also begging for five bucks; or that Herman Munster guy, John Kerry, who wrote yesterday, still bemoaning his loss in 2004; or that retard, Joe Biden, who also wrote yesterday telling me to "Remember the kind of man our president is..."
Yes, I have been reminded every day for the last four years what kind of a man you are.
Not one that deserves another four years in the White House.