- Posted September 14, 2012 by
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Election 2012: Your stories
Another Failed Obama Policy
An Anti-Muslim film apparently financed by a Christian group out of Egypt has sparked outrage throughout Muslim communities worldwide. It was also apparently cleverly disguised as American made, clearly not.
But these facts really don’t matter. What matters is, is that it’s another failed Obama policy that is really the reason the Muslims are so angry, or so the Republican Party would like to have people believe as their candidates’ (Mitt Romney) poll numbers hit the toilet more each day.
But let’s not forget, that all of this, and much more is still, another failed Obama Policy. It was Obama’s self forge birth certificate that caused Muslims to “Go Postal”, now, and in the past.
Obesity among Americans is yet another example of failed Obama Policies. His skinny frame caused people to become jealous, and so to compensate, they ate, and ate, causing the entire obesity dilemma.
Obama’s Dumbo-Jumbo like ears have caused people to develop hearing envy, which in turn caused them to flood the emergency health care system raising health care cost across the board. Another failed Obama Policy.
Blacks and minorities in America are also victims of even more failed Obama Policies. His mere presence caused whites in America to form Special Parties to let blacks know that they have “many black friends”. Since few blacks know of any such friends, this in turn caused blacks and minorities to suffer even more from a lack of whites friends. Another failed Obama Policy.
Since Obama didn’t fix the economic, moral and social disaster that the Republicans had left the country quick enough, they want it back to screw it up even more. Hey, Obama had his chance, now it’s time to go back to screwing up the country more than ever. This is of course Obama’s fault and yet another failed Obama Policy.
Apparently (according to Republicans) Hitler wrote in his insert to Mein Kampf after his death, that the entire reason for World War II was based on another failed Obama Policy that was to take place in the future.
And finally, it turns out that the Mayan Calendar didn’t predict the end of the world on December 21, 2012 after all. It had been misinterpreted this entire time we just found out. But there is a notation on the bottom of Calendar (according to Republicans) that clearly states that this misinterpretation was yet another failed Obama Policy, which of course was forged in a hospital in Hawaii.