Thank goodness summer reruns are over! Here's a little diddy I wrote a few months ago to welcome in the new and returning (and not returning) television series. Hope you enjoy it.

There was, ONCE UPON A TIME, when my life was so ELEMENTARY yet filled with GLEE and THE BIG BANG THEORY sort of made sense and I didn't feel LOST anymore. Now, I feel like I don't have a VOICE, my votes didn't count. But, I am a SURVIVOR and not THE BIGGEST LOSER. I comfort myselt at BOB'S BURGER in VEGAS and so, I will GO ON in the HOMELAND.

Kathy Bates has always been interested in LAW AND ORDER but she won't be back on HARRY'S LAW, maybe THE FIRM can FINDER, she lives in SUBURGATORY, just a few miles away from COUGAR TOWN, or, maybe she can start her own PRIVATE PRACTICE with a few PARTNERS.

Wisteria Lane is deserted now, all the DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES with their CRIMINAL MINDS, have moved on and each now live in a new HOUSE. I will miss this UNFORGETTABLE show.

The next AMERICAN IDOL and DANCING WITH THE STARS will soon be crowned.

A new show is coming to ABC, MISTRESSES is sure to cause a SCANDAL for THE NEIGHBORS looking out their RED WINDOW. Do they live in MALIBU COUNTRY or NASHVILLE, no matter because if they must they can use The FAMILY TOOLS as a LAST RESORT.

I would love to learn HOW TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS, especailly if they lived at 666 PARK AVENUE, one could go MISSING in that CASTLE! Isn't this the NEW NORMAL for a MODERN FAMILY?

DEXTER tries so hard to be a FAMILY GUY but what will happen when he finds out his sister Deb is on to him?  Will he still be one of the GUYS WITH KIDS?

It would be so cool to be THE NEW GIRL on THE BACHELOR, but that would just be RAISING HOPE on my part since I am stuck sitting in THE OFFICE all day long doing COMMUNITY work with my tubmate WHITNEY who thinks she's a BLUE BLOOD FASHION STAR. Me, I'm UP ALL NIGHT working on my PARKS AND RECREATION project which makes it so hard to be AWAKE in the morning.

MAJOR CRIMES has solved the CHICAGO FIRE case, seems MIKE AND MOLLY had a party with BEN AND KATE, they left candles burning near some curtains. (lame)

Please TOUCH me by leaving a comment below, but keep in mind, DON'T TRUST THE B IN APARTMENT B, because if you leave a comment I don't like, I will get my REVENGE by stamping MADE IN JERSEY on your forehead and sending you down THE RIVER! hahahahahaha