- Posted October 11, 2012 by
Moscow, Russian Federation
People Union of YOVille Suspected of Nuclear Arms production
Tonight, during the American Vice-Presidential Debate, Israel has accused the Peoples Union of Yoville of Mass arms production, that is capable of annihilating the human race seventeen times over again. President Shimon Peres Acknowledged the superiority of the PUOY, and will be bringing up their vast amount of Power to the United Nations security council this Tuesday. Stating quote: "I do not understand how we are so weak and the Union ( PUOY) is vastly superior to us. We just must suck that hard."
The United States sent Hillary Clinton to conduct meetings with The Israeli government. The United Kingdom is expected to eventually show up, and start acting like they matter. France is soon believed to do the same.
On the other side of this matter, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sent a Messenger bird to the UN Council Requesting to quote: "Fuck off, PUOY can do what ever the fuck it wants to do." The Spirit of Gaddafi is expected to be in attendance, and possibly speak out against France.
PUOY is expected to start funding a Space-Plasma cannon in late 2014.