- Posted November 16, 2012 by
This iReport is part of an assignment:
Daddy Daughter done wrong
I'll play it out in words.
Here we go...
"Daddy" > Hello?
Her> It's me.
"I've just robbed several banks, stole a purse, took a sucker from a baby and spit on an old man's grave" > Me > I'm sure it'll all be ok....Let's talk about it...What's the problem???? Did U hurt anyone????
Her > I hate life and wanna die...But no...I don't think..But the baby was really mad...It was watermelon flavor...Daddy...You know how babies love watermelon flavor.
Me> Why? What's the problem? What's wrong"
Her > Steve dumped me. He slept with another girl...I don't wanna live anymore.
Me> Steve's a fricken' moron..Forget Steve he sucks...
Her> Yeah...Sounds great but i'm in trouble with the law..
Me> In what way? Were you caught on camera??
Her> They're lookin' for me...I've robbed people and taken their stuff..Dad Did you get me the Taylor Swift blanket?
Me> Yes..Got it..But we have bigger problems...Who SEEN you rob these people?
Her> No one....It's just me.
Me> Come over. Stay at my house. We'll see if this all blows over and all is forgotten.
Her> Daaaaaad,,,,, Did you get me the Taylor Swift Blanket???????