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    Daddy Daughter done wrong

    Ok....Some people are slow to get my point.
    I'll play it out in words.
    Here we go...
    "Daddy" > Hello?
    Her> It's me.
    "I've just robbed several banks, stole a purse, took a sucker from a baby and spit on an old man's grave" > Me > I'm sure it'll all be ok....Let's talk about it...What's the problem???? Did U hurt anyone????
    Her > I hate life and wanna die...But no...I don't think..But the baby was really mad...It was watermelon flavor...Daddy...You know how babies love watermelon flavor.
    Me> Why? What's the problem? What's wrong"
    Her > Steve dumped me. He slept with another girl...I don't wanna live anymore.
    Me> Steve's a fricken' moron..Forget Steve he sucks...
    Her> Yeah...Sounds great but i'm in trouble with the law..
    Me> In what way? Were you caught on camera??
    Her> They're lookin' for me...I've robbed people and taken their stuff..Dad Did you get me the Taylor Swift blanket?
    Me> Yes..Got it..But we have bigger problems...Who SEEN you rob these people?
    Her> No one....It's just me.
    Me> Come over. Stay at my house. We'll see if this all blows over and all is forgotten.
    Her> Daaaaaad,,,,, Did you get me the Taylor Swift Blanket???????

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