- Posted January 7, 2013 by
Can you imagine the horror??
Picture this..You are enjoying a brand new bag of your favorite snack - PISTACHIOS.
You're hardly paying any attention to what you're eating..You're so engrossed by the latest episode of Scandal that for a split second you forget to pay attention to what you are eating. That is, until you hear you husband scream, "BABE, OMG STOP EATING THOSE!"
You look at him like-- WTF?
And then you look down at the pistachios you've been eating.
The pistachios that you had you been enjoying immensely -- and then realize that you were eating maggots. Yup. MAGGOTS! There was even one in your mouth!
How. Gross. Is. That.
I'm sure I will get over this..but as of now, I am terrified of pistachios...soo..I will not "getcrackin" any time soon. Instead I will tell my pistachios to "getpackin".