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    Groundhog Day: Find your shadow!

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    Who gives a Groundhog's Fat Ass?

    Who gives a groundhog's fat ass about Groundhog Day? It is Super Sunday. Time to get out the buffalo wings, the party subs, the pizza, the chips and dip, and beer (and for those of us that don't drink, soda).

    Time to get fatter than a groundhog. The San Francisco 49ers take on the Baltimore Ravens down in New Orleans in Super Bowl XLVII.

    If you are not watching, you are not American. If you are not five pounds heavier by the end of the game, you are even less American.

    Drink, get fat, and be merry!

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