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    I Love You, Tina Fey!

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    Yes, it's true, the Cueball has a major crush on Tina Fey. Will you marry me, Tina? I've written this special poem for you, for us really:

     

     

     

     

    T is for the tumescence that you bring me

     

     

    I is for the inflow of arterial blood

     

     

    N is for the naughty thoughts I'm thinking

     

     

    A is for alopecia, the medical term for hair loss or baldness, which tends to be involuntary and unwelcome, this including androgenic alopecia, the condition from which I suffer but will hopefully not make you find me undesirable

     

     

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