- Posted February 23, 2013 by
This iReport is part of an assignment:
5 Loaves and 2 Fish
1.Thus far and as sure as Biblically predicted, Vatican has caught nothing and the multitude (Jew and Gentile) is weary, hungry, thirsty and in doubt.
2.The small boy with the scientific formula of “5 loaves and 2 fish” needs to be found asap otherwise the second coming will never happen, the multitude will starve to death and wayward sheep will be lost forever.
3.Being the Mother of Jesus and “Woman of Genesis”, only Mary can catch the 2 fish: Jesus Christ and Serpent (or the Antichrist). Makes sense? Therefore, only Mary, the shepherd mother, can formulate a bait that entraps and lures both fish into final battle. Her secret ingredients of 5 loaves catches the 2 big fish, the real Jesus Christ and the fake Jesus Christ (or Antichrist or serpent) with pinpoint accuracy.
4.Mary's big breakfast therefore is the only “exit strategy” from all present wildernesses. “Picnic in the park” will start the moment a pope, a president, a king or a philanthropist realizes that this is the only end-of-day endgame-changing option available.
5.Reminder: Jesus once said to Peter “get behind me Satan. You are an obstacle to me.” Please note Jesus use of the word “behind” which is the opposite of “ante” or “anti” as in “antichrist.” A divided Christianity is NOT a trade mark of the Good Shepherd.
6.With all due respect: the ultimate test of a Biblical scholar, a doctor of Theology or a master of Divinity is one who stumbles upon the small boy. Unless the 2 big fish are caught with zero margin for error, no one can really tell “who is really who”, the root cause of all religious conflict.
7.Jesus said: “thank you Father for hiding these thing to the wise and learned and revealing it to the little ones.” Any pope (past, present or future) who is unable to persuade every Jew without exception that Jesus Christ is their Messiah will fail in uniting Christians. On the contrary, anyone capable of convincing every Jew without exception that Jesus Christ is their Messiah will be able to unite not just Christians but all religions into one fold one Shepherd. Never mind if he is but a small boy.
8.Once upon a time, Vatican preached with authority that the earth is the center of the universe. Watch how a small boy will once again turn this old world upright and in a phenomenal manner “shock and awe” will be way inadequate to describe. The proof of the pudding will be in the tasting.
Hoping to see everyone soon and very soon in the park.
-the small boy.