- Posted March 9, 2013 by
Mexican-Canadian War of 2013
Usually Mexico and Canada get along fine and do not have much to do with each other since the United States sits between the two third world counties and maintains order. But in this year's Baseball Classic down in Scottsdale, Arizona, shots, or baseballs were fired inciting a bench clearing brawl between the igloo dwelling lumberjacks from the north and the sombrero wearing taco eaters to the south.
With Canada up 8 - 2 in the 8th inning Canada bunted their way onto first base. Mexico took exception to Canada's strategy and intentionally threw the ball at the next batter causing a riot on the field. As the field was being cleared of bodies, Mexican fans started throwing objects down on the field at the Canadian players.
Not smart Mexico. Canada's national sport is hockey. They fight for a living. Mexico lost the fight and lost the game 10 - 3.