Top story here in South Carolina is the heist of 10,000 bottles of Chicken Cock Whisky. That's right. A band of thieves actually planned and pulled off the theft of a trailer full of booze in the PeeDee section, a.k.a., Myrtle Beach "metropolitan area" encompassing Florence along I-95. Can't you just see it. A few guys are planning a big heist and they come up with stealing a truckload of booze that nobody had ever heard of? If I was Matti Anttila, who distills the stuff in hot, humid Charleston, SC, I'd pay the crooks for the free publicity. Hm. Do you suppose? Nah. Matti has posted a $10K reward for the return of what was a year's production of this micro-booze. And you know how we South Carolinians just love our Cocks, booze and Shaggin'. Go Gamecocks --- and a little whisky to boot.